when the end credits began to roll, my cock exploded and was replaced by a second, larger cock. This larger cock then grew a cock, which ejaculated. From the ejaculate sprang another cock, which, itself, ejaculated. This ejaculate grew into a seven-foot-tall adult male with a bodybuilder physique. Steam rose from his apparently exquisitely oiled body as he flexed a mighty flex and roared a mighty roar. When he noticed me standing in front of him, he looked me dead in the eye, smiled, and gave me a thumbs-up.
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The Expenables is so macho that at the moment it is touch and go as to whether I will bother to watch it, as I am a girly man.
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Expendables can fix that.
Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride.
Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies?
Faster and faster till everything dies.
Killing is our way of keeping alive.
- Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
I hear the Expendables can fix anything. Rumour has it that the Expendables is so macho that it made ol' Beau Watkins start to wear lace panties, and made Horso drive himself to the glue factory.
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Daltons chin dimple wrote:
Rumour has it that the Expendables is so macho that it made... Horso drive himself to the glue factory.
That made me laugh.
The part about Beau Watkins was the real screamer.
Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride.
Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies?
Faster and faster till everything dies.
Killing is our way of keeping alive.
- Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Expendables is so macho that it wasn't until after I saw it that I realized my panties disappeared.
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The Expendables is so macho that not only was Jean-Claude Van Damme not in the movie, he can't even walk into a theater that's playing it.
Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride.
Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies?
Faster and faster till everything dies.
Killing is our way of keeping alive.
- Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
In his underwear.
Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride.
Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies?
Faster and faster till everything dies.
Killing is our way of keeping alive.
- Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
He could only be in this movie if they allowed him to do his drunken dancing as per 'Kickboxer'.
This film is so macho that there is no place for dancing, drunken or otherwise.
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
What about horizontal dancing?
Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride.
Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies?
Faster and faster till everything dies.
Killing is our way of keeping alive.
- Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
It still contains the word "dancing" and is therefore deemed not macho enough.
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Sex scenes instantly de-macho a movie. We like to think of macho men as men who get laid a lot, but if you show it happening, you show man at his weakest and stupidest looking.
It's like Mickey says:
"You lay off that pet shop dame! Women weaken legs!"
No, not the mouse. Or Rourke. Or Mantle.
How about: "Oh Mickey he's so fine!" Is it that Mickey?
Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride.
Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies?
Faster and faster till everything dies.
Killing is our way of keeping alive.
- Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Demacho? Really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C7T1nbB2DE&feature=related
"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Yep. He's clearly in a compromised position.
The only macho way for a man to have sex on film is for him to ass-rape another man out of cruelty.
The Swollen Goi... wrote:
The only macho way for a man to have sex on film is for him to ass-rape another man out of cruelty.
When my alarm went off at 5:55 this morning and I dragged my aching carcass out of bed, I had no idea that today would be the day that I encountered that phrase.
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Expendables is so macho that it makes me get out of bed five minutes before I really have to. It reminds me that real men get up early.
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Did it make you want to ass-rape another man out of cruelty?
Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride.
Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies?
Faster and faster till everything dies.
Killing is our way of keeping alive.
- Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Expendables is so macho that it is unintimidated by the fact that there's less fighting in it than there is in Scott Pilgrim.
Real men don't rape out of pity, Dalty. And there's no "maybe" about it. Real mean are all out of pity. As in they ain't got none left.
Pity is for sad people and sexual predators.
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Natural talent?