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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

When someone comes up and says something like, ‘I am a God,’ everybody says, who does he think he is? I JUST TOLD YOU WHO I THOUGHT I WAS: A GOD. Would it have been better if I had song that said, ‘I am a gangster’ or ‘I am a pimp’? All those colors fit better on a person like me, right? But to say you are a God, especially when you got shipped over to the country that you’re in, and you’re last name is a slave-owner’s, how could you say that? How could you have that mentality?

Yes, Kanye, clearly people scoff at you when you call yourself a god because you're black. It's not at all because you're a commercialized musician with an overblown ego.

 There is a serious psychological problem there, some kind of massive overcompensation.

It is true, however, that he got to have sex with Kim Kardashian because he was black.

Based on this fact alone, it's obvious there are still some clear advantages to being white.

 We pretty much rule the world, we generally don't get discriminated against in our own countries, and we don't have to fuck a Kardashian.  Being white FTW!

I find Kim Kardashian, physically, to be extremely attractive.  The fact that mentally I find her kind of repulsive is one of life's sad ironies.

There's a better word than "ironies" but I'm too tired to think.

Alanis Morisette can help you with that.

She got a big ol' booty.

 Morisette, or Kardashian?

And why does 'Kardashian' sound like a Doctor Who villain?

Sounds more like a Star Trek race, to me.

 Were those pointy headed DS9 folks (the ones without the ears) Kardashian's??

http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Cardassian

They don't look like Kanye would like them.

He's deeper than you'd suspect.

I suspect he isn't.

More Kanye twatfuckery and buffonery.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/24296280

Here's the Kimmel skit:

So - amateur psychology - isn't a total inability to laugh at oneself closely related to having zero self awareness..........  or something?

I remember him saying the South Park gay fish parody "humbled" him, but I can't remember whether or not he saw any humor in it.

If it did humble him, the humility was clearly temporary. 

 'I am a lyrical poet, I am the voice of a generation!'

There's another video where Kimmel responds to some of Kanye's tweets. According to Kimmel, Kanye kept calling himself "Pac" (as in "Tupac," and not as in "Pac-Man").

 Kanye meltdown imminent?

There's been some speculation that this feud is actually a joke, sort of like Kimmel's long-running gag with Matt Damon.

But I dunno...

Somehow, that would make him even more of a douche. Some people can pull that kind of thing off. Kanye West can't.

That said, I don't think it's a joke. 

I wish there were some way for me to conceive of Kanye doing something that would make me find him less douchey. I don't think there is. My notions of him are tainted by a decade's worth of douchebaggery. At this point, anything he does only makes things worse.

Once, I had such hopes for the young man.

Ah, well.

I decided to listen to some interviews to hear what Kanye had to say about "Bound 2."

While watching this video, I came across a real gem:

"I exercise power in a selfless way, so anytime I've done something that gets me in trouble, it really was like Tiananmen Square. I'm really trying to jump in front, you know, for someone else.... It's not about me, it's about you. I don't care if you like me, I care if you like yourself."

 Bless him.  He's like a particularly precocious stage-school child.