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What are you watching right now?

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Saturday, March 6, 2010

I am watching The Karate Kid Part II. It has not aged well.

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Daltons chin dimple
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I thought Moriarty was too much of a maniac.  He was a little too "Joker" and not enough as Holmes' intellectual equal who uses his intellect for self advancement and self enrichment, as opposed to Holmes who just likes the challenge.

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I thought that was implied with him being the mastermind behind everything so far, and his "criminal for hire" scheme.  He was, perhaps, a little too unhinged, though.  It could be argued, however, that his giddiness was a result of meeting the one person he felt challenged his intellect, and lording over Holmes the fact that Holmes never really caught on.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Fair point.  But I would argue that "giddiness" is not a trait that anyone wants in their master criminals?

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Ah, you contradict, sir Dalty. You say he's too Jokerish, (whose very giddy, likely why you made the comparison), then say no one wants giddiness in their master criminals. But the Joker is one of the all-time favorite villains, so obviously people do like giddiness in their master villains.

Check and mate.

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You'd like to mate with Dalty?

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No I would not, Lost lover*!

 

 

 

(*Not to be confused with my lost lover)

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What about as a Part Time Lover?

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You forget that they're all mates in ol' British-land.

Matey-mate-mate.

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Ahhh Quasar, I would posit that the Joker is, indeed, a villain.  He is not a master criminal however.  He is a fucking basket case!  A psychopath (or sociopath, I can never remember which) but he is not in the master criminal mould, to me at least.

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First time I used the word "Mate" to an American he did look at me strangely..... but I was in Texas!  I had also just been outside to "smoke a fag" so Christ knows what he thought I was doing.

The Last Airbender was greeted with mass guffaws in UK cinemas.  Over here the phrase "Bender" is widely used slang for a homosexual.  Cue much hilarity when characters keep saying things like "I see you are a Bender too" and "He is the most powerful Bender of them all!"

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The UK must get a kick out of Futurama.

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Actually, a robot bender is the most feared thing in the world, as far as the UK is concerned.

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Futurama gets a pass, as it is good.  The Last Airbender..... not so much.

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That movie just makes me sad.  The Last Airbender cartoon is excellent, and it could have made a great live action movie, provided someone other than M Night had directed it.

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How is he still making movies?  He must have made a pact with Beelzebub and his new movie "Devil" is actually what will be used as the portal into the real world by Satan and his demons.

It's the only possible explanation.

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There is one other explanation. That M Night IS Beelzebub and his new movie "Devil" is actually what will be used as the portal into the real world by Satan's demons.

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That also works.

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Could be a documentary.

Turns out Shyamalan only provided Devil's story and produced it.  Somebody else wrote and directed.

Lucas had a similar level of involvement with Empire Strikes Back.  Maybe Devil will be like Empire Strikes Back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not that you should hold out any hope for this being any good.  You shouldn't.

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IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!??!!?

HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I tossed out my last hope years ago in a fit of despair.  Since then I'd often wished I'd held out some, for the long road ahead.

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And you never got A New Hope?

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The fit probably happened during the Prequel era, so any hope he got from A New Hope went out with his last hope.

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I can see the poster now:

"Just like The Empire Strikes Back" - The Swollen Goiter of God, The Internet

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Here's a tagline that should bring in some business:

"Let's be honest.  You're as curious as the next guy to see if a major studio release could possibly be worse than The Happening."