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Reese Peanut Butter Cups.
I am addicted to them.

Reese = good as long as peanut butter is involved..
Hershey = tastes like arse in any, and all, forms.

I'm eating Hershey's Aerated Kisses.

Yes, Hershey's pales in comparison to Cadbury, but I like aerated chocolate and thought I'd give 'em a go.

Hershey tastes like how I imagined a tramps bottom might taste. It really is the Jermaine Jackson of chocolate.

I am about to tackle some Ben & Jerry's as it is Friday night so my health kick stops at 6pm until Sunday night. You fuckers may make the worst chocolate in all of creation, but FUCK ME you know how to do ice cream!!!

Guess where they learned how to make ice cream? Penn State. Hagen-Daaz did as well.

The PSU Creamery has the best ice cream in the frickin' world.

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Hershey tastes like how I imagined a tramps bottom might taste. It really is the Jermaine Jackson of chocolate.

Good one! You almost had me believing for a second that you didn't know what a tramp's bottom tastes like.

Ass.

Hahahaha that was an joke!

I'm eating Jubbers's leftovers. She eats two bites, then she's done. Blame the nausea. Somehow, amazingly, I continue to lose weight.

Leftover gnat doesn't carry many calories.

I hear she's baking something for me in the oven. 

Vegetable soup, bean salad, and a grilled cheese sandwich.

Hemp protein shake later.

I ate some of what my dorm neighbors cooked. Some of it was bland, but some of it was pretty tasty. There's this one chick who cooks enough food to stuff an army, eats only a single-serving portion, then leaves the rest of it out to rot on the windowsill. It's infuriating. So I've started nibbling at the leftovers in the after hours. 

I am slowly eating a banana and Ritz crackers, trying to get my boiling stomach to calm down long enough for me to go to sleep, hopefully before 4 a.m.

Morning sickness is a misnomer. It's all-day, and, no matter how many times I feel like throwing-up during the day, it manages to jack up the level of nausea late at night.

When I tell people that I'm miserable and feel like shit, they just reassure me that it means that the baby is doing well. Not helpful.

You sure are milking this pregnancy thing.

It's supposed to be milking you.

Jubbers just threatened to punch our baby.

You are supposed to do whatever your wife wants when she's pregnant.

Strangely, this is effectively no different than when she's NOT pregnant.

Jakester wrote:

I'm eating Hershey's Aerated Kisses. Yes, Hershey's pales in comparison to Cadbury, but I like aerated chocolate and thought I'd give 'em a go.

I'm currently eating the Milka version. It's called Luflée. It's pretty tasty.

My favorite Cadbury products are the Flake and Twirl bars. Those fuckers are tasty.

I'm also chugging 1.5 liters of generic cola from Edeka. 

 Chicken Madras with pilau rice and a fresh naan.  Now for some cheeky Cabernet Sauvignon.

I just ate so much spaghetti. So awesome.

Just finished a long dinner evening, having consumed some zucchini pie, seasoned fried potatoes, squash-mushroom casserole with feta cheese, breaded cauliflower, along with half a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Vanilla ice cream with fudge and caramel toppings for dessert. Surprisingly satisfying, considering there was no meat involved.

Good for you.

I had a veggie burger and caesar salad for dinner. 

Just finished one single bottle of Lake of Bays Pale Ale from Muskoka, and now it's off to beddie-bye.

Okay, one more bottle.  Then bed.

I'm having coffee.