Corona | Coming Attractions

This is a most upsetting turn of events.

I have the Black Hole on DVD but haven't got round to catching up with it yet. I also bought Condorman. I have no idea what I was thinking that day when shopping online.

Teaser Trailer! Hells yeah!

One thing I noticed: the computer chicks have gone from being pretty androgenous (at least, that's what I remember; it's been a few years), to being super-incredibly-drop-dead hot. They's had some upgrades. I wonder if this is meant as some sort of social commentary, reacting to the amount of porn that is viewed through computers nowadays? I wonder how much porn is now viewed, both through internet streaming and from downloading, compared to porn bought on VHS/DVD/home-video in general? I've heard that the recent recession really killed the porn industry, but I haven't really read too much about it.

Porn's had shrinkage?

Funny how the music and movie industry scream "Piracy" at every turn, yet nobody speaks up on behalf of San Fernando valley.

Will somebody PLEASE THINK OF THE STUNT COCK!!!!

I forgot that Olivia Wilde is in this movie. In addition to being hotter than a blowtorch, she seems pretty cool. I saw a video with her talking about working on this project, and she said that when she met Jeff Bridges all she could think about was asking him stuff about 'The Big Lebowski'. If only the vicisissitudes of fate would maneuver me into the position to fill Ms. Wilde with creamy babies, then I would know peace.

^^^I didn't realize this until after I wrote it, but that could be Post of the Day material right there. "Could be," of course. "Could" is very important to this point. Not "should," mind you. That would be a bit presumptuous. Never mind the fact that I have already won the award once, breaking through that initial barrier, as it were. Winning a second time should be even easier, I should think. You could even consider me the "reigning" Post of the Day winner, as I don't believe anyone else has won it since my own initial triumph. Very interesting, these facts, when taken in aggregate. I'll muse on them some more right now, to see if I can draw anymore interesting bits out of them. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Perhaps you should have called them "creamy baby makers". I don't know what the hell "creamy babies" are. Would you find them in Children of the Cream Corn?

Aren't creamy babies kinda like jelly babies?

"Multiple-Post of the Day Award Winner Jack S. Pharaoh." I like the sound of that. Rolls off the tongue. I wouldn't mind having language like that included in my obituary. If only I knew someone who felt that it fell upon them to declare winners for just such an award.

Keep at it, Jack, and maybe some day you will say something else funny.

It'll never happen. Goiter gave your first award out of pity, but his soul has since hardened, and he'll be gat damned before he gives you a second "Post of the Day" Award. That is until you make a post that deserves ten awards. On that day, he may be so moved to give you another.

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Keep at it, Jack, and maybe some day you will say something else funny.

God damn, I feel like I just got caught dining at Applebees by one of your hoity-toity friends. Allow me to slink away, a lowly worm.

I don't remember if I ever graced old Goiter with any imagery. Does anyone recall? Does anyone have any pics of him from reality so I can work up something unflattering? Post of the day indeed. Howzabout a pic of the day?

Thursty's posted a few pics of himself online, but I don't know exactly where they would be now. I have access to his photos at Facebook, but feel a little unsure if I should provide those without permission, though Thursty likely wouldn't mind and would probably be all for it, as he has no human emotion that resembles shame, and is always up for any net-based tomfoolery. Bokchoi, you could befriend Goiter yourself on Facebook, as he will never turn down a friend request. Of course, then you yourself would be in the dubious position of trying to decide whether or not you felt you had permission to post Thursty's pictures. I assume Thursty will turn up any time now (he's never more than five minutes from a computer) and tell us to post his pictures away!

Permission granted.

All right, I'll try to post a couple that will give Bok some variety to work with (also, I'll avoid the pictures that have other people in them, since they may not want their likeness reproduced here).

You know, those are all decent pictures of me, but I think this one is still my favorite:

Yeah, like that didn't open up an ugly door that can never be closed again!

I hope this doesn't make me seem too desperate to be 'Shopped.

Because I'm not.

That may be the biggest lie uttered in the history of language.

It's true.

Its being a lie, I mean.

I hope Bokchoi is cool with 'Shopping willing participants. If he's not, I will be forced to 'Shop myself.

why do I get the mental image of Boki saying "Just when I was out, they pulled me back in!!"