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I lived in Virginia for eight years, just three hours from DC. In fact, I'm still a registered voter there.

Bark is AWOL, Bill and Kaeos remain outside the forums and deeply missed.  Snoop arrived and then went again, ditto Dirty Wookie.  There have been many others.

I don't why.  Maybe it's the smell.

Mal Shot First is forgetting the part about how his younger sister had to slit a married couple's throat in order for his family to get all its necessary papers in order.  I'm not sure why she had to do this in order for them to get their papers in order.  I doubt Mal Shot First is, either.

I figure she just did it out of cruelty.

Bark is probably having regular sex.

That's usually my excuse for not participating.........

That's no excuse, Space Tycoon.

I thought it was because no one says anything worth responding to.

I won't respond to that.

I will.

I thought you might.

God, I'm bored.......

What do you expect God to do about it?

If the magical sky-wizard can't entertain me, nobody can.

More likely he'll just say something like "idle hands are the devil's playthings", then send you to hell for some reason or another.

More reason to masturbate.

If your hands are idle, Kah, I'll use them to masturbate.

Wow, I think I just channeled Jakester.  That was cool.

Now I feel dirty.  :)  Great.  I'm ahead of schedule for the day.

But sorry.  They are super busy.  ;)

I can wait.

Honey, Jake's been saying that for almost a decade.

So, does that mean I have to go to the back of the line or can I cut in front of him?  :-)

You guys should just stand back to back and argue which end of the line is the front and which is the back.

They could start a line on either side of Kah and argue which is for the front and which is for the back.

Hey, at least I'm honest about how much I'd like to bump uglies w/ Kah.

I think you should bump uglies with the Doc, and Kah can tell you who is the front and who is the back, and when to switch.

I have gotten myself into all of this without even knowing what Kah looks like.  I'm going on Jakester's recommendation, which we all know he would bang anything.

while that is true, Kah is milfalicious, so you're ok.