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So I took a taxi from NYC to Jersey the other day . . .

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Thursday, March 26, 2009

and was playing with the little monitor in the back seat. I decided to check out People.com tab, and it informed me that the five most searched for female celebrities at that particular moment were (forgive me for forgetting the exact order):

Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Aniston
Gwyneth Paltrow
Julia Roberts
Britney Spears

So, anyway, it occurred to me that three of them had been in a serious relationship with Brad Pitt.

Bradd Pitt was the most searched for male celebrity, naturally. If People.com is to be believed, that is.

Do guys read People Magazine?

Not that that has anything to do with anything.

I'm sure some guys read it. Are there more guys reading it than there are gals reading GQ, though?

Does anyone read GQ? If so, why?

Does it even have anything to read in it? My guess is that it is like Vanity Fair. I've actually flipped through issues of Vanity Fair (thanks to Star Wars). I've never actually opened an issue of GQ.

So, anyway, I'm pretty sure women are obsessed with Brad Pitt.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 33 weeks ago

Also, everybody was white.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 31 weeks ago

When Vanity Fair or GQ has those artsy celeb nudes, I'll open them. Otherwise....meh.
I don't read People unless I'm terribly bored in a waiting room.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
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Posted: 10 years 30 weeks ago

The People mag? No. The lives of celebs are terribly overrated, oversaturated,
over-abused, and over-indulged upon. I careth not for their trips to other countries, their adoption papers, their bf's or bff's or red carpet dairies.

They're just ordinary people with too much attention on them.
It's no wonder they succumb to such bizarre extremes in behavior,
while acting under false pretenses of normalcy during endless promo tours.
With so many eyes on their every move, they're desperate to escape.
They need help. And the money they get sure isn't doing it for them.

[Enter witty witticism of no particular brevity or relevance here.]
Bill_the_Only
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

PEOPLE?
Just like Jakester said, waiting room material, if even that....that magazine has a way of turning everyone's life into a bland news byte story at the end of a midday 30 minute news broadcast.

.....and what Traz said, too. I wish people would pay more attention to what's going on directly around them instead of this worthless idolatry. Maybe there would be more interesting and worthwhile human beings if that happened.

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Posted: 9 years 47 weeks ago

Julia Roberts?
Britney Spears?
Gweneth Paltrow?
Jennifer Aniston?
Angelina Jolie?

Stinkeroo!

There is no why
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Posted: 9 years 43 weeks ago

I bet Angelina Jolie does bad things with her stinkaroo.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 8 years 20 weeks ago

 You really DID have a Wayans Brothers shop in the Newark Airport, didn't you Goiter?