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Just leave them be. Snails are awesome. They'll leave the yard on their own time.

 #2 - finding snails awesome.

I must have been born old.

 Tell me more about awesome snails.

Don't do it. It's a trap.

He's gonna salt me.

Then he's gonna charge me.

It's a classic case of salt and battery.

 23 of the little slimy bastards on my lawn right now.  If it gets any worse the French might arrive.

 #3 - it gets to 9:20pm and you think going to bed is a pretty groovy idea.

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

 #3 - it gets to 9:20pm and you think going to bed is a pretty groovy idea.

That holds true if you serve Jubboiter, no matter how old you are. She works her servants to exhaustion.

 You are talking with your relatives and realize your son will be 20 next February.

I am?

#5 - You realise you are entering your 20th year of full-time employment.  I swear to God school and college really still only seem like yesterday.

#6 - Blah, blah, long time since you faked your death. Blah, blah.

Must be nearly a decade.... maybe more.

#7 - Movies you remember watching really clearly at the theatre turn out to be nearly 15 years old!

 #8 - after drinking your own body weight in booze at a champagne tasting, you decide to walk home because it's a nice evening and the fresh air will do you good!

You drank twelve stones' worth of champagne?

 Feels like it.

At least you didn't drink Goits' weight in booze. You'd be dead.

He'd be dead if he drank my weight in anything.

I was hoping Dalty would correct me on his weight. I'm gunning for a job as a carny, and I need to know how close my weight guesses are.

Not that it matters all that much. Not according to Navin Johnson's boss, anyway.

 I am a touch over 12 stone.

Need to be 11.

I, too, am a touch over 12 stone.

 How many LBs are there in a Touch?