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Science is fun!

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Thursday, July 5, 2012

The Higgs Bosun walks into a Catholic Church. 'You're not welcome here!' says the priest.

'Well,' says the Higgs Bosun, 'you can't have Mass without me.'

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Zombie Gandhi!
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I LOL'ed!

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 So apparently every single bit of every single corner of everything is jammed full of these cheeky little particles!  It effectively proves Standard Theory.

 

It doesn't make my head hurt any less when I read anything by Stephen Hawking though.

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*snort*

I'm surrounded by nerds. No wonder I feel at home.

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I thought this was kind of mind blowing, too:

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Zombie Gandhi!
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 Nobody wants to be surrounded by Lauren Hill.

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I can't even watch the video.

Zombie Gandhi!
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So now even you don't read your posts?

Turn your head and cough!
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Excellent interview with Stephen Hawking on this on UK TV last night, where in his excellent robo-voice he said "I lost a bet with Professor Higgs over this, I guess I am £100 down."

 

 

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The Swollen Goi...
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What a liar. The man's already skin and bones. He doesn't have one-hundred pounds to lose. 

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His special chair gizmo weighs at least a hundred pounds.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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What are the Higgs-Boson's made of, huh? 

Answer that, you sons-of-bitchezzz...

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 They're elementary particles.

 

"In particle physics, an elementary particle or fundamental particle is a particle not known to have substructure,[1] thus it is not known to be made up of smaller particles. If an elementary particle truly has no substructure, then it is one of the basic building blocks of the universe from which all other particles are made. In the Standard Model of particle physics, the elementary particles include the fundamental fermions (including quarks, leptons, and their antiparticles), and the fundamental bosons (including gauge bosons and the Higgs boson)"

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 So it's made up of millions of little pixies, by God?

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Space Tycoon
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yeah but like there could be more stuff down there

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There's no stuff. I shave...down there.

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Zombie Gandhi!


 

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