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Uh, hey, KV? About your new FB profile pic...I kind of want to bang you.

Your pushing of sexual boundaries was inevitable.

Soon, they will begin to push back.

Dude, he's fucking HAWT!
And those chicks he gets. Gay guys get the hottest chicks. I should pretend to be gay.

This girl largely annoys the bejesus out of me and wasn't that good in bed. Dry spell or not, I can do better. As in find somebody who isn't helplessly in love with me and jumping through every hoop she can find to try to make me feel the same.

And, y'know, one who doesn't have smaller boobs than I do.

Sounds like it's pretty well decided, then. Although, maybe you could make her do anal and then kick her out.

Why do so many guys talk about anal sex as if it were something really great? Stop perpetuating this myth.

Take it to "Current Annoyances," Mal Shot First.

It's good practice for guys who are considering doing other guys.

I don't know if it's "good" practice as much as it is common practice.

Mal Shot First wrote:

Why do so many guys talk about anal sex as if it were something really great? Stop perpetuating this myth.

Oh, it certainly doesn't feel better than conventional, but, you know...there's the humiliation factor.

Anal sex is a workable option if your wife just had a baby.

Anal sex with your wife, I mean.

I'm not sure about that. Blowjobs, however....They're always a workable option.

thank god that google adsense hasn't picked up on the keywords on this page. I don't even WANT to know what kind of ads would appear.

Blowjobs suck.

I usually turn them down when they're offered.

And now everybody knows something about me I'm sure they always wanted to know about me.

...I'll take yours, then.

You want me to give you a blowjob?

Pay for my plane ticket and food costs (I'd need to eat more than your sausage for sustenance, which is not to say your sausage isn't filling), and I'll do it.

If anybody needs me I'll be over here vomiting at the mental image of that.

Oh, btw Omi, I just saw an ad on here for cougarlife.com

Not quite sure what to make of that, but they're getting closer to picking up on what's going on here.

Adam54 wrote:

If anybody needs me I'll be over here vomiting at the mental image of that.

Nothing quite this disgusting going on over in "Random II."

Uh, I doubt you're good enough to warrant a plane ticket, Goiter. Kah, on the other hand...

You have no fucking idea how good I am.

Who knows what to do with a dick better than someone who's been growing one of his own for the past thirty years?

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Blowjobs suck.

Only if they're done right.

I'm gonna make it so dry for you, Mal Shot First.

My tongue will be like sandpaper.