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 Jubboiter is a girl.

Or a hermaphrodite whose boy parts are invisible to the ultrasound-aided eye.

Unlike Jacob, I'll wait about 16 years or so before I start hitting on her.

atrejub wrote:

 Jubboiter is a girl.

This doesn't change the plan for her to achieve world dominance. A few scenes may need to be rewritten though or they could be a little awkward.

So should we refer to it as "Jubboiteress" now?

Or maybe "Jubboitress"

This article made Jack laugh:

Yahoo! wrote:

When people attribute someone's untimely death to a Coke overdose, they're usually not talking about the world's most popular soda.

But experts in New Zealand say Natasha Harris' 2-gallon-a-day Coca-Cola consumption"probably" contributed to her death. The soda company responded to the alleged connection by noting that even water consumption can be fatal in excessive amounts.

"The first thing she would do in the morning was to have a drink of Coke beside her bed and the last thing she would do at night was have a drink of Coke," Harris' partner Chris Hodgkinson said in a deposition. "She was addicted to Coke."

Hodgkinson testified that Harris drank between 2.1 gallons and 2.6 gallons of Coke every day.

 She must have had great teeth!

She used them to open Coke bottles.

Can't believe Spacey hasn't posted about this:

http://lightyears.blogs.cnn.com/2012/04/24/companies-plan-to-mine-precio...

He's already on his way there.

I'm on their mailing list!  I was just about to.

Please stop the world, I want to get off.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/04/the-kardashians-signed-a-40000000-extension/

I'd still bend her over a table and fuck her silly.

Which one?

The bendable one.

Is that the one with the dark hair and a big ass?

Now that you mention it, yes.

Dr. Ake:

You've gotta give Dalty six hours to say, "That's all of 'em!" He's more than likely asleep at the moment, but he should be awake and at work in three-four hours.

I am at work.  It is, however, touch and go as to whether I am awake.

 I have a boner.

How is that random?

I am now fairly sure I am asleep and having a nightmare.

If it involves Bruce Jenner Kardashian, then, yes, it is a nightmare.

And you still haven't said, "That's all of 'em!"  Times almost up before I steal the punch line.