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You don't have any idea how to create a "random" thread, do you?

I blame Obama.

I thought he would fix it.

He's busy trying to fix the debt ceiling.

Plaster. That would fix it.

I'm glad you got the joke, Dalton.

Dalty was going to say, "Plaster?  I hardly KNOW her!" 

Then he began to worry people would think he hadn't gotten the joke if he didn't make some reference to it.

We call Obama Mr. Fixit.

Mr. Fix, you mean?

Mal Shot First wrote:

I'm glad you got the joke, Dalton.

I did?

 As the front man of the New Thread Police, I wholeheartedly support this thread. 

I however do not support the knockoff Random threads that will follow, just as soon as people realize they've run out of places in which they can tell us what they just got done watching. 

I can actually imagine you as the front man of a band called the New Thread Police. You would be like the new A-Ha!

And they would always wear new threads.

Only after the old threads had been worn a set number of times.

We should grant a poster emergency powers.  This one poster would be tasked with creating a sequel thread when a sequel thread is needed.  No one else would be allowed.  Once the crisis of excessive thread creation had abated, of course, the poster would lay down these emergency powers.

Oh God, it's going to be you isn't it?

I doubt I'll be making any new sequel threads for the time being.  I have neither the patience nor the Internet speed to sift through fifty new threads a day.

I don't need to make the sequel threads, but I volunteer to spank the violators.

I'd think with this crowd, that would be more of an incentive...

I think KV just intimated that we all need a good spanking. Just as well KK didn't say it, otherwise we would have to get naked and assume the position.

I keep seeing the ad for Your Highness on the right, and think I might need to add that to my Netflix queue just for the scene of Natalie Portman in a bikini.

I like tuhtles.

I am watching the Charlie Scene Comedy Roast. I think they lied.

Roasts are rarely as funny as the snippets lead one to believe.

Now I'd like a good beef loin roast. DAMN YOU, DALTY!

The ones who are consistently unfunny at all these roasts are Lisa Lampanelli and Jeffrey Ross.