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Random IV

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Because it is possible to have too much of a good thing.

Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 19 weeks ago

Aaaaah!  When'd you get back?!  Give us some warning next time.  You scared the crap out of me with your surprise posting!

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 19 weeks ago

I made a thread and called it "Boo!".  Next time I'll phone in advance.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Drakemd
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Posted: 8 years 19 weeks ago

Don't forget the time difference!  You may catch Jakester in a compromising position.  Come to think of it, that could happen at any time during the day.

Turn your head and cough!
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 19 weeks ago

I am too scared to Skype him.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Drakemd
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Posted: 8 years 19 weeks ago

Why does this Marisa girl get top billing in the Facebook pictures?  I happen to catch this out of the corner of my eye each time I log on and her face is always there, while the others seems to rotate through.  Just curious.  Carry on.

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Mal Shot First
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Posted: 8 years 19 weeks ago

Rick is featured on a fairly regular basis, but he changes his picture every couple of days so he's harder to spot. A week ago, he had a picture of Kaneda from Akira, then he switched it to some other anime character. Now he's Heimdall.

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 8 years 19 weeks ago

I wish this Rick would shit or get off the pot.  That's what I think.

Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 19 weeks ago

My daughter is all kinds of into Katy Perry's "Firework" and "E.T."  I think those songs suck.  I think "Last Friday Night (TGIF)" is hysterical, but I won't let her listen to songs about chicks getting into menage a-trois.  Not sure I like her listening to "Teenage Dream," either.

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Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 19 weeks ago

Will you let her listen to Captain and Tennille's "Do That to Me One More Time"?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
atrejub
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Posted: 8 years 18 weeks ago

Goiter and I were in the car going to get some lunch and he decided he didn't want to listen to the Doobie Brothers, so he switched radio stations. They were also playing the Doobie Brothers (different song). He switched to a third radio station. Yet another (though different from the other two) Doobie Brothers hit.

What are the odds?

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 8 years 18 weeks ago

Did Thursty say, "Dammit man, the Doobie Brothers broke up!  Shit!  When did that happen?"

Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 18 weeks ago

My favorite Doobie Brothers song is "I hit some punk in dixie land, pretty momma come take me by the hand!"

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Drakemd
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Posted: 8 years 18 weeks ago

Goiter would think that those are the right lyrics too.

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Mal Shot First
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Posted: 8 years 18 weeks ago

Jack S. Pharaoh wrote:

I wish this Rick would shit or get off the pot.  That's what I think.

RIIICK!

Drakemd
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Posted: 8 years 18 weeks ago

For those keeping score...Marisa and Rick are gone from the Facebook likes.  Either we pissed them off or the names were recycled.

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Mal Shot First
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Posted: 8 years 18 weeks ago
Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 18 weeks ago

Whatever happened to the Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie franchise? Used to be we could count on 1 or 2 of those shit piles every year. But there hasn't been any for a couple years now. I know it wasn't because Hollywood ran out of ideas for them, or that they got tired of making shit movies.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Drakemd
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Posted: 8 years 18 weeks ago

Since Hollywood is only making remakes at this point, this franchise would be spoofing the same movies over and over.  It seemed pointless.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 8 years 18 weeks ago

I kept hoping for a spoof of the spoof movies called Spoof Movie.

Mal Shot First
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Posted: 8 years 17 weeks ago

You're giving those movies too much credit by expecting that kind of self-reflexivity from them.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 8 years 17 weeks ago

I was hoping maybe somebody clever could do Spoof Movie, and then Seltzer and Friedberg could spoof it.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 17 weeks ago

Surely then you would cause some kind of collapsing singularity of epic shit?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 17 weeks ago

I still don't get why they just don't start naming the movies Shit Movie, Shit Movie 2, Shit Movie 3, etc. I guess they would have to use the symbols $#*! in the movie titles, but still.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 17 weeks ago

"From the team that wishes Seltzer & Friedberg were stillborn - Shit Movie I"

If I could be bothered (and knew where to start), I would feel a YouTube parody coming on.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 16 weeks ago

Just putting this out there - I like Sasha Grey.  I think she's pretty cool.  I really liked her performance in the Girlfriend Experience.  I thought she was pretty good in Entourage.  She's definitely an intelligent and interesting person.  Watching her do porn does absolutely nothing for me.  I'm completely disinterested in it.  This baffles me.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.