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Random IV

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Because it is possible to have too much of a good thing.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 10 weeks ago

I was talking about Alexander.

I go to experience Pho Sate, Asian hospitality and traffic that can only be described as insane. On reflection, maybe I should have just gone to San Francisco.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
KingVoyeur
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Posted: 8 years 9 weeks ago

This sounds really fucking cool. Wish I was in NYC before it closes...

'Sleep No More' Is a 'Macbeth' in a Hotel

Honey bunches.....of death!
Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 9 weeks ago

http://royalwedding.yahoo.com/blogs/man-finds-jelly-bean-with-striking-resemblance-to-kate-middleton-4555

If it were me, I wouldn't take less than a billion for it.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
neglet
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Posted: 8 years 9 weeks ago

KingVoyeur wrote:

This sounds really fucking cool. Wish I was in NYC before it closes... 'Sleep No More' Is a 'Macbeth' in a Hotel

Oooo, that looks really cool. I love Shakespeare, and "Macbeth" is a favorite every since I played Lady Macbeth in the sixth grade. It's also the play I quote the most, since whenever my family complains about a particularly loud fart, I reassure them it's a "Macbeth fart," as it is "but a sound and a fury, signifying nothing."

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Posted: 8 years 9 weeks ago

As it turns out, it just got extended, so we are indeed going to see it at 11:30pm on Friday, May 27! Yay!

Apparently, you can enter at four different times that hour (ours is the second entrance time) and you can leave when you like or stay as long as you want. I'm really interested to see how that works.

Honey bunches.....of death!
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 8 years 9 weeks ago

This The Daily Beast article about life after porn was an interesting read.  It's centered around a recent documentary called 'Exxxit: Life After Porn' which I am now eager to watch.  While the lives of some of these actresses seem very tragic, there's also definitely some humor to be mined on occasion:

The Daily Beast wrote:

And more recently, porn actress Marie Carey opted for a season of Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew to get her out of the business and help her beat her alcoholism. She emerged, seemingly free of her demons. But, faced with mounting medical bills and a sick mother, caved and took a role in another adult film, Celebrity Pornhab With Dr. Screw.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 8 years 9 weeks ago

Her mother is never not sick.  Way back when she was slimmer and more appealing to the Average Joe (i.e., when she was twenty-two and just getting started in the business; this would have been in 2002-ish, I think, since she's a little under a year younger than I am), she would cite her mother's medical bills as her reason for doing porn.  

She claims her mother is schizophrenic and her father has cerebral palsy.  She doesn't say much about the father, so I don't know if he died, or if she just doesn't have much to do with him.

I don't know how much money it takes to care for a schizophrenic mother.  It seems to me that a person who makes as much money as she does (through appearances in both porn and mainstream media, and through her adult product line) should be able to live comfortably with a dependent or two.  I suspect she's either bad with money or using her mother (IF SHE EVEN HAS A MOTHER!) as an excuse to keep doing porn.

Scarlet
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Posted: 8 years 9 weeks ago

I hate bb code. It toys with my emotions.

Carnivale 2.0 is back because she made a deal with Patrick while strung out on Unisom.
Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 9 weeks ago

You know way too much about Mary Carey, Goiter.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 9 weeks ago

And he's actually holding back so as not to look too porn obsessed.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 9 weeks ago

It's raining.

Again.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Drakemd
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Posted: 8 years 8 weeks ago

Anyone looking for a good deal, Baja Fresh has a coupon available where you can get the new Baja Bowl for $2.  It is because their CEO was just on Undercover Boss.  The deal ends on Sunday.  A co-worker printed the coupon that I used, but when I find the site, I'll post it.

Turn your head and cough!
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Scarlet
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Posted: 8 years 8 weeks ago

 I love their CEO!!! I commented to BajaFresh that I loved the episode & then they actually responded, which never happens because most companies don't know how to use social media.... and now David Kim follows me on Twitter & we've talked some too. He is so rad. Really, all they need is Chipotle's guac recipe & that place would win at everything.

However, that is not what I came here for today. What I came here to say was that this morning my mother made my neice and me pancakes in the shape of zombies. Cordelia and I ate the limbs first so that the zombies would experience the true horror of being eaten alive. Tomorrow we are repeating his act but we are strategically spreading strawberry jam on the zombies to maximize gruesomeness.

Yes, our family is awesome. Thanks for saying so.

Carnivale 2.0 is back because she made a deal with Patrick while strung out on Unisom.
kah
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Posted: 8 years 8 weeks ago

I really thought Kick-Ass was a stupid movie.  And it made me hate NC even more.  I haven't even seen it in months, but I was just thinking about how I didn't like it.  So there ya go.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Scarlet
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Posted: 8 years 8 weeks ago

 I had to edit my previous post because prepositions are quite important.

Carnivale 2.0 is back because she made a deal with Patrick while strung out on Unisom.
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 8 years 8 weeks ago

Here is a Damon Lindelof tweet from this forenoon:

Damon Lindelof wrote:

Thanks for all the amazing Birthday wishes, gang! Still hoping I'll get that extra middle initial I asked for!


The feud continues.

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 8 years 8 weeks ago

I thought this was kind of funny/interesting: Ricky Gervais writes an atheist letter on Easter.

Apparently this is a follow-up to something he wrote at Christmas.  Sorry if this has been covered on the baords already.  If it was, I missed it.

Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 8 weeks ago

You're not sorry.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 8 years 7 weeks ago

This maked Jack laugh: weird story about 'Dilbert' cartoonist Scott Adams turning out to be an internet troll who poses as his own fan (though I suppose he's pretty sincere about it).

Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 7 weeks ago

I read Dilbert for the longest time before I just kinda thought to myself "You know, this really isn't very funny." Then I stopped.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 8 years 6 weeks ago

All right.  Which one of you is Scott Adams?

Mal Shot First
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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 8 years 6 weeks ago

I believed you when you told me you were Spartacus.

Never again!

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 6 weeks ago

I think you got confused.  He meant he is the gore-soaked, full-frontal nudity version of Spartacus that the kids are down with.  You thought he meant he was the stoic Charlton Heston version.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"