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Random IV

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Because it is possible to have too much of a good thing.

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Then after Jakester's collasped from the physical and emotional exertion, Kah will nonchalantly saunter in in some stunning lingerie purring "Jakester, are you ready to bang? OH! I guess I had you pegged wrong after all!", then model-walk out. At which point Jakester's head will simply melt off.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

There will be pictures.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

This is the 21st century. We want video. In HD 3D.

Honey bunches.....of death!
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

I'm glad my pain amuses you lot!

Dalty, I'm heading over for drinks.

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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

Let the courting begin.

Turn your head and cough!
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

Drakemd wrote:

Let the courting begin.

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

Scientists think they've discovered more planets.  Stupid scientists.  They won't be laughing when God comes down from heaven, stomps His holy foot on the Earth, and fiery chasms open wide and swallow them, flailing, into the pits of hell.  No siree, won't be laughing then.

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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

My boy parts would very much like to touch Kah's girl parts.

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omicron
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How is that random?

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

Right?  I'm pretty sure that's a continuing theme throughout this thread.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

Don't get too carried away on those new planets, I'm already assuming the position over here!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Throughout the thread, hell, it's a continuing theme throughout the website!

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

I'll put in the request to change the name of the site.

The Neverending Story: When Jakester Never Met Kah

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

(Insert joke about riding a giant furry dragon here)

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

Fun fact: the luckdragon was called Fuchur in the German original.

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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

Here's what Damon Lindelof (I guess he was the/one of the exec producers of 'Lost') has been tweeting today:

Damon Linelof wrote:

George RR Martin is terrified of "pulling a LOST" by ending Game of Thrones shittily. In related news, my therapist just hit the jackpot.

Here's the link to George's lament and why I won't be sleeping tonight -- http://on.io9.com/dTJfTt #TWITTERISMYSHRINK

Thank you tweeps. In but five minutes you have made me feel better. But George? You got yourself a feud, motherfucker.

Winter IS coming, bitch. #MARTINFEUDFIRSTSALVO

I don't take issue with his opinion, I take issue with the fact that he coined "Pulling a LOST" as empirically "fucking up the ending"

Not to mention, he agreed to be say nice things if I sent him Mr. Friendly's beard, which I did. #OHSNAPSALVOTWO

I've just been informed George is working on his feud response. I'll have it in FIVE YEARS! #NOYOUDINT

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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

That's awesome!

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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

Kudos to Lindleof for being funny, but GRRM wins for being right about "Pulling a Lost."

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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

This makes it all the more likely that Adam won't watch/cancel AGOT! Wheeeee!

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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

Yay! 

I blame him for Deadwood.

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Daltons chin dimple
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"Pulling a Lost" is the new "Jumping the Shark"!!!

In other news, is anyone getting slightly bored of celebrities, Twitter and the stroking of already inflated yet fragile egos?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

And without even the slightest sense of irony.......

I AM A MILLIONAIRE 6x OVER!!!!!!  WOOT!!!!

Unfortunately, it is in Vietnamese Dong.  Poot!

I am also loving the fact that the curreny is Dong.  I have alreay had my Dong out in public, shown my Dong to my co-workers and placed my Dong carefully in my desk drawer.  It is like the gag that keeps on giving.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 11 weeks ago

Will you let the young vietnamese kids play with your Dong?

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Daltons chin dimple
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Who do you think I am?  Gary Glitter?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

It is like the gag that keeps on giving.

You let someone repeatedly deepthroat your Dong? Maybe "let" is the wrong word.

Six million dong is apparently only 176 British pounds. I would have guessed you weighed less than that. I guess that's what you get for weighing yourself with stones, though.