Because it is possible to have too much of a good thing.
Get rid of that bloody machine already.
Last week during some City of Heroes gaming with a random group, we ended up with a mission in the sewers. Someone said "It stinks down here."
Someone else: "It smells like Drakkar Noir."
Me: "Hey! I wear Drakkar Noir!" and here's where I wanted to add, but didn't, "The middle school girls think it's sophisticated."
I was running a D&D campaign, modified to be set in Conan-land, and one of my players named his character Drakkar (with presumably modified spelling) and claimed to not know it was a cologne.
We would refer to him as polo and calvin, which annoyed him. Apparently he knew those were colognes.
[runs in and points] NERDS!
[runs away to hide her folder with neutral thief after whom she named her cat]
Your cat's name is Neutral Thief? More like Neutered Thief, amirite?
Amirite and Urrite, incidentally, are minerals found in the bedrock that so easily transmitted that bitchin' earthquake, yesterday.
Science joke! ;)
Mal Shot First wrote:Your cat's name is Neutral Thief? More like Neutered Thief, amirite?
Ack. Actually it was a chaotic good thief, just so I could do crazy shit and piss off the DM. I named her "Lokita," and then gave the name to the cat, who was also a little crazy.
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