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Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Because it is possible to have too much of a good thing.

Daltons chin dimple
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Circumgoy.  Horso died.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Just last week the word was that 'Mad Men' was close to being renewed for a fifth season.  Now this article claims AMC is trying to butcher the show (at least, that's my interpretation).  It'll probably get worked out, but I hope Matt Weiner holds out for a better deal.

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Daltons chin dimple
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"Splort" is a sound I will now never be able to forget.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Showtime has made the first episode of their new series 'The Borgias' available for online viewing in the US.

The Swollen Goi...
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You know what the fellow said: in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed--but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had five hundred years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. (Quick Fact: Switzerland did not produce the cuckoo clock.)

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Fuck brother love! Give us murder and art!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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I think I have seen a film about this.  It was called "Brother Lovin' Whores".

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My sister-in-law annoys me. 

She sees this article:  http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110330/ts_yblog_thelookout/co...

and goes on to state that

"we havent "evolved" into a "sophisticated society", we have just honed the skills we as humans were born with!" Because..."Look at the craftsmanship!

I felt compelled to point out that, as a society, we have most certainly evolved from the societies of back then.  "We" as in westerners, (generally) live in houses, drive in cars, have two income households or are single parents.  We dont' often eat meals as a family, and we often view our elderly as a burden rather than a fount of wisdom.  I also went on to point out that we are a more sophisticated society becase we have done things like nearly doubled their average life expectancy, lowered the infant mortality rate, created mass-transit and have gone to the moon.  That requires a level of sophistication that they did not posess.

*sigh*

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Jack S. Pharaoh
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BLOG!  That's a funny word.

Quasar
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But... the craftsmanship!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jakester
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Why is it that now, whilst I'm drunk, it appears as though I was drunk off my ass when I wrote that last post even though I was as dry as a stone and still at work?

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Jakester
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Two more things:

I like whiskey.

Also, I like cute naked girls.  A lot.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Jakester wrote:

Why is it that now, whilst I'm drunk, it appears as though I was drunk off my ass when I wrote that last post even though I was as dry as a stone and still at work?

I see your Britophilia has extended to include whilsting.

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I've done that for years.  Also, I am drunk.

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Jakester
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Not that it's a great shock to anyone, but I just drunk messaged Kah.  Maybe she'll tell you what I said.  Usually, though, I'm much more foul when I'm sober.  When I'm drunk, I just tell her how awesome she is.

Also...Natalie.  In a camaro.  With cheese.

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Daltons chin dimple
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We need to go drinking together Jake, so I can keep you from this drunken lunacy.

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Jakester
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Were we to go drinking together, we would either get arrested, or completely destroy a police sub-station, or, more likely, both.

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kah
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Or somehow end up in my bar and wake up on my couch, wrapped in each others' arms.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Quasar
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I can see that happening.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 8 years 12 weeks ago

I can't see Jakester hugging somebody post-coitus.

KingVoyeur
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Posted: 8 years 12 weeks ago

Wouldn't that require him to make it to coitus in the first place? Or does he sneak into strangers' bedrooms while they're going at it, hide in the closet, then sneak into bed after their done and snuggle?

Honey bunches.....of death!
Quasar
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I don't think there's anyone on this board who doubts a drunk Jakester recently rebuffed by Kah after finally meeting her face to face could and easily would overpower a frightened Dalty, acting out a decade of Kah-based fantasies on our Little Brit.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Quasar wrote:

I don't think there's anyone on this board who doubts a drunk Jakester recently rebuffed by Kah after finally meeting her face to face could and would easily overpower a frightened Dalty, acting out a decade of Kah-based fantasies on our Little Brit.

I imagine a frightened Dalty foolishly assuming the fetal position, not realizing that is, in fact, the defensive position most vulnerable to Jakester's advances.

KingVoyeur
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Perhaps this can help...

Honey bunches.....of death!