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Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

 Minnesota House and Senate went Republican, and the Governor's race is going to recount. After 8 years of a horribly stubborn son of a bitch named Tim Pawlenty gutting spending and still running us to a nearly $6B deficit while blaming it all on the Democratic legislature, the people of this state decide they want to give the Legislature to these psychotic, stubborn, "public servants" and maybe even the executive branch too. I'm floored. Just stunned. You shouldn't be allowed to vote if you don't pay attention. This is just sad. 

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

But that's the point, Adam.  Idiots are allowed to vote.  And have kids.  What is simultaneously amusing and disturbing is that a lot of the idiots who vote are Tea Partiers who are voting to get themselves screwed in the long run.

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Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Someone (I can't remember if it was one of you) used to post these back on Excelsior.  I had a Snapple today at lunch and thought this was interesting.

Snapple Fact:  "The can opener was invented 48 years after the can."

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

I believe it was Quasar.

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

You believe correctly!

I haven't had a Snapple in forever, and it's been even longer since a Snapple I had had a Snapple Fact inside the lid. It's a goddamn conspiracy!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Snapple Fact: Quasar hasn't had a Snapple in forever, so we've delevoped Quasar detecting lids that will erase the Snapple Fact from the lid should Quasar attempt to open it.

www.gamingoutsiders.com
The Swollen Goi...
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I'm doing a computer inventory for all the computers in School of Arts and Sciences. So far, it's seemed to me that the departments I've perceived to be the departments with the highest percentage of jerks have also been the departments with the higher percentage of Macs.

I inventoried Film and Media Studies today. They have nineteen Macs and one PC, meaning they have the highest percentage of Macs of any department. I disliked the majority of the professors in this department before learning of their high Mac percentage. The guy I like most in the department turned out to be the guy with the PC. (Yes, I recognize this to be a coincidence.)

I realize that owning a Mac doesn't make a person a douche, even if I seem to be implying it above. Macs are decent computers. They have their faults, just like all computers do. I work with Macs on a daily basis, and I work with PCs on a daily basis. (Playing the old "I work with both kinds!" game doesn't excuse me from anything. I know this.)

There are non-obnoxious Mac users. There are people who have never used anything but a Mac, and continue to use them because they are more familiar with them. It could easily be argued that it is the average PC user's unfamiliarity with a Mac that makes them reactionary against what they take to be Mac elitism. Some of these PC users can be as annoying with their anti-Mac elitist posturing as the loudest and most elitist among the Mac users.

I don't have a point, clearly.

In terms of Mac-use percentage, the English department's percentage is the second highest. The Art Department is third, and CompLit is fourth. The lowest percentage, so far, belongs to University College. They're the ones who organize night classes for the part-time enrollment of non-career academics.

I'm expecting the Performing Arts Department to have a lot of Macs. Macs cost a lot, and the Performing Arts Department has a lot of money. Whether or not it's true that things that cost a lot are better than things that don't cost a lot, the Performing Arts Department believes that things that cost a lot are better than things that don't cost a lot. (Note: I have no idea what the Performing Arts Department believes.)

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Is this computer inventory project something you decided to do on your own?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
kah
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Holy crap.  Goonies is 25 years old!?!!

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

It is.  It's still a fun movie, too.  I know that describing a movie as "fun" annoys Goiter.

In other news, Adam owns a Mac.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

atrejub owns a Mac, too. 

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Granted, it's a decade old, only cost her twenty-five dollars, and is not her primary computer.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

I also own a Mac.  It's a 2nd generation MacBook Pro, it is an Intel Core2Duo kind.  It is also not my primary computer.  In fact, my 4-year old uses it more than anyone else.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
atrejub
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

In addition to my giant, red iMac (which Goiter has mentioned), I also had a fake Mac for about a month. I put OS X on a Dell netbook (which previously ran Ubuntu and is now back to Windows XP). It was awesome. It was a lot of fun when booting the computer to see the Dell logo pop-up, followed by the Apple logo. Unfortunately, OS X didn't care to be on a non-Mac and eventually decided to rebel after a few weeks of clean running by locking up with a repeated display of "You need to restart your computer" (printed in multiple languages across the screen). So I had to say goodbye :( I like Macs a lot; I just feel that they are grossly overpriced.

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Will Goiter be doing a computer inventory of Corona users as well?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

I'll be doing a libido inventory, and I'll be starting with Jakester.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

You've got a lot of time on your hands.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

That's not what's on my hands.

Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

 Turn around, bright eyes. 

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Once upon a time, there was light in my life.  Now there's only love in the dark.

Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

 I really need you tonight! 

Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

I realize that owning a Mac doesn't make a person a douche, even if I seem to be implying it above.

I think the issue you're having is one of causality. Let me help you: Owning a Mac doesn't make a person a douche, but being a douche makes a person own a Mac.

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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

The march of the iPad continues at pace across London and there is one inescapable fact that I have picked up on during my morning commute and observing fellow commuters who have bought one.  That fact is:

It is impossible to use an iPad in public without looking like a twat.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Strider
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

That's why you should always use an iPad with your privates.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

You'd be surprised how difficult it is to organise your iTunes Library that way!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"