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Random III

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

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If you're lucky, she will be too drunk to remember you had sex, and you can make 4a look a lot like 3a.  Rinse and repeat.

If you decide she's less cool than you thought, you can ream her good one night, then tell her the next day that the anal sex with her was more pleasurable than the vaginal sex had been.  For extra points: tell her you were picturing Josh Duhamel the entire time.

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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

4. Makes it supremely easy to end relationship. (I'm sorry. I really am gay. I thought I could feel differently, but I can't. I hope you understand. You were the closest to converting me. Really.)

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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You've got the steps down, Goiter.  What did you watch instead of Glee, though?

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
The Swollen Goi...
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Usually, I go with Cabaret, Legends of the Fall or a Vincente Minnelli musical.

Adam54
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 What's the consensus on guys attending Broadway musicals by the way? I've had this debate at work before...the consensus there was that if you go with a girl, it's perfectly okay. If you go by yourself...probably means you're gay. If you go with another guy...definitely means you're gay. 

Let's just say, I disagreed with at least half of that consensus. 

And let's just say...there are two touring musicals coming through town in the next month, and god damn it I want to go! 

Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

I think that means that it's not an act.

Turn your head and cough!
The Swollen Goi...
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I went to see two Broadway shows solo while I was in New York in late December of 1999.  One was Amadeus, and one was James Joyce's The Dead.  I'm not sure either qualified as musical in the traditional sense, though the latter did have Christopher Walken dancing and singing in an Irish accent.

I also went to see The Phantom of the OperaKiss Me Kate, and Chicago while I was there.  In those cases, I was tagging along with my ex-stepsister and her future husband.

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 I saw Spring Awakening about a year and a half ago, Wicked with some family in Chicago, and once upon a time saw Edward Scissorhands The Musical. Except no one spoke. Just danced. Um...moving along. 

Rock of Ages starts here next week, and Spring Awakening returns in early November. Trying to hunt down girls to join me for each of those things, but will probably go regardless. *shrug*.

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I think there are some pretty non-homo musicals going on on Broadway right now. American Idiot, Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, Rock of Ages, etc. Of course you could always just go by yourself to see La Cage Aux Folles and remove all doubt.

Honey bunches.....of death!
Jakester
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Poor Adam is so far in the closet, he doesn't realise he's gay.

On the other hand, I have no illusions that I'd happily cross swords w/ KV in a Jakester/Kah/KV 3-way.

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

For Mal Shot First's edification:

3. Allow her to strive to "convert" you.

3a. Reject her advances.

3b. Make her cry.

3c. Tell her you've never felt about a woman the way she makes you feel.

3d. Reject her advances a little less stringently.

3e. Go out with her for an evening of drinking.

3f. Pretend to drink a lot more than you actually drink.

3g. Increase your level of flirtation slowly as she gets increasingly drunk.

3h. Respond favorably to her renewed advances when she interrupts a drunken viewing of Glee with a handjob.

Here's what I usually do that's much less involved and a lot faster than what you've described:

  1. Meet hot chick at a party.
  2. Get her to drink at least one 40 oz. bottle of Colt 45.
  3. Take advantage of hot chick's drunkenness by inviting her over to your place.
  4. If she seems to have sobered up, make her drink some more Colt 45. Otherwise, proceed with the sex.
Adam54
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Jakester wrote:

Poor Adam is so far in the closet, he doesn't realise he's gay.

Will you at least try my method for at least 15 seconds before you bash it??

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Adam54 wrote:

I saw Spring Awakening about a year and a half ago.

Did you see the real one (a clean translation and adaptation of Wedekind's Frühlings Erwachen), or the one that sucks all the life out of the original, adds rock music, and does its best to appeal to the Stephen Sondheim crowd?

KingVoyeur wrote:

I think there are some pretty non-homo musicals going on on Broadway right now. American Idiot...

Green Day isn't gay?

Adam54
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 The latter. Loved it. Saw a naked chick too. 

Daltons chin dimple
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'Avenue Q' is always acceptable.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Adam54
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 Dr. Magic gave me a 93/100 on the paper I wrote in her class. She said it was well-written and thoughtful. She then mispronounced my last name when she handed it back to me in class. 

 

That girl plays hard to get like few I've ever met. 

Quasar
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Better crank up the gay!!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Adam54 wrote:

That girl plays hard to get like few I've ever met.

Some girls don't actually "play," Adam; they are just hard to get. Other girls will pretend that they actually DO like you: this is to get tips, or whatever they call money you give to strippers.

Drakemd
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To stick with the randomness of this thread.  They were filming Transformers 3 the other night here in DC.  Unfortunately, I didn't go down there, but according to the article, it sounds like it was a lot of waiting for a few minutes of exlposions.  Shia wasn't here and Michael Bay stayed out of sight.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2010/10/13/ST20101013...

Turn your head and cough!
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I didn't head down either.  I try to avoid DC if at all possible.

 

Adam, maybe she's not hard to get.  Maybe you're just hard to want.

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Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

I'd avoid it too, but I work there.

Conicidentally, Dr. Magic said the same thing when asked about Adam.

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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You have my sympathies, Doc.  So does Magic.  I'd like to give her something else as well.

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Daltons chin dimple
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I am yet to experience the 'Magic' despite befriending Adam on Facebook and everything!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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I don't think Adam has a Magic FB friend.  You need to stalk the Magic.

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Daltons chin dimple
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At what point do I lay back and let the Magic happen?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"