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Random III

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

TIME MACHINE!

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atrejub
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

Food that Goiter Would Love

Pizza Hut Japan seems quite committed to producing overloaded pies. Back in 2007, they had this one:

It is a cheese pizza, surrounded by pigs-in-a-blanket and cheese-roll-ups, and covered with bacon, italian sausage, mini hamburger patties, ham, tomatoes, mushrooms, onions, peppers, Edemame, corn, and carrots.

Here are the latest two pizzas available from Pizza Hut Japan:

Describing the big pizza first (as best as I can, as the print in the boxes is pretty tiny): the crust is surrounded by "chicken ball", which are essentially pigs-in-a-blanket, but made with chicken, and covered with ketchup and mayo. On one half of the pizza you have "Tuna Mayo" (balls of tuna with mayo), tomato sauce, corn and diced potatoes, and on the other half of the pizza you have teriyaki sauce, mayonnaise, a mix of mushrooms, teriyaki chicken, corn and asparagus.

The bottom pizza also has the "chicken balls" surrounding the crust. On one half it has Camembert cheese, tomato sauce, pepperoni, a different mushroom, tomato slices, some from of bacon, and parsley. The other half has Dijon mustard, mayonnaise, diced potatoes, corn, red peppers, sausage slices and parsley.

Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

atrejub wrote:

some form of bacon

That's Alpha Bacon!

Turn your head and cough!
Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

Leave it to the Japanese to pervert even something like pizza.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

Needs more meat.

Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

atrejub wrote:

On one half it has Camembert cheese,

Is that scraped off the underside of a CA Member's member?

Turn your head and cough!
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

 In response to the best player and best pitcher on the Tampa Bay Rays correctly (though inappropriately) calling out their "fans" for pathetic attendance levels in their pathetic stadium where a really good team plays, Buster Olney came up with this gem of an analogy about why it's wrong for baseball players to call out their lack of fan support. (Adam note: Especially in this economy! Fucking moronic millionaires. They're absolutely right, but should keep it to themselves) 

Anyhoo, Olney's analogy about how wrong it would be for a hardware store owner or a bagel shop owner to say something similar: 

 

"You know, I've never made bagels as well as I'm making them now," the bagel man would say. "The lineup of sesame seed, cinnamon raisin and pumpernickel is the deepest I've ever had. We have more speed in our counter service than ever before, and the bakers -- that is a group that has been clutch all summer.



     

     

     

    "For us to go a full season of baking great bagels, it's kind of like, what else do we have to do to draw customers into this place? It's actually embarrassing for us.

     

     


    "I've thought about this for a long time. I'm not trying to take a low blow at the customers. I'm actually just trying to rally the troops and get more people in here. I'm not trying to say we have bad fans or any of that because, believe me, I've been here since '06, and I love the Tampa Bay community. It's just tough to see, and I felt I was the right guy to say it."

     

    Love it. Well worth the $7.50 a year for my Insider subscription. 

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

Adam54 wrote:

They're absolutely right, but should keep it to themselves.

Why are they right? What does the average person owe them? I get along fine without baseball.

Also, the analogy reaches a little too far and too hard for me to consider it effective.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

(not really random, coming from me but fuck you)

Hot naked girls are awesome.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

I told Kah I'd like her to send me a video of her stripping.  She thought I was kidding.  Either that or she just laughed in my face.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

I am so fucking hungry right now.  Jubbers pictures have not helped.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

Imagine when she'll post Japanized versions of fish and chips!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

Whale and teriyake potatoes?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
atrejub
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

I looked and looked for some funky Japanese version of fish and chips. I put in the Japanese for "fish and chips" in google image search, but all I could find were pictures of Japanese tourists in Britain eating really normal looking fish and chips.


So I am disappoint. The only thing close to a strange photo was this advertisement for a restaurant called "Fish & Chips" (she doesn't look too pleased to be eating whatever noodle dish the waiter is holding out to her):

Daltons chin dimple
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Now I am hungry, and horny for a hot Asian chick!  Damn you and your infernal suggestive powers Jubbers!!!!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
atrejub
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

It's just my way of slowly undermining your attempt to lose your moobs.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

Mal was right.  The push ups are helping!  It was Mal who suggested that wasn't it?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

I did suggest that, but please tell me that you're talking about exercises and not brassieres.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

I am talking about exercise to avoid the need for a brassiere!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
kah
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

Digging a hole is really difficult when you're crying.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Awww Kah!  Tell me about it.  The worst part of owning pets and it sucks.  :(

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Sorry, hon.  *hugs*

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

Sorry, hon.  *hugs own dick*

fixed

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Most of my pets seem to die gruesome deaths.  

omicron
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kah wrote:

Digging a hole is really difficult when you're crying.

Knowing what we know about Kah, I would have assumed she finally snapped and killed one of her customers.

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple