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Random III

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

So, what's the book?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
kah
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

I trust I'm the exception that proves the rule.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Always Jakey, always!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
KingVoyeur
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

Yes!

Honey bunches.....of death!
RedKarma
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

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Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

Please tell me more about BJs, Red.

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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

Please tell me more about BJs, Red.

Do you know why you shouldn't watch the NFL & give head at the same time? Because both activities deserve your undivided attention.

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kah
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

oh. and also- screech is a shitty tipper.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

So he likes to go in through the back door, does he?

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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

'E's a goer, eh? Eh? Likes photography?

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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

RedKarma wrote:

Do you know why you shouldn't watch the NFL & give head at the same time? Because both activities deserve your undivided attention.


That's why there's halftime.

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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

Kah, Why was Screech in your bar?  More to the point, why did you let him in your bar?

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

Of course Screech is a bad tipper. He hasn't worked in 20 years. Basically he lives off people giving him free stuff.

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The Swollen Goi...
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I had a friend of a friend (already sounds suspicious, doesn't it?) who went out to Los Angeles to live the dream as an actor and screenplay writer. She ended up waitressing, and would often post on her LiveJournal to reveal who was a bad tipper and who was a good tipper. She would go on about how Scott Baio only tipped her fifteen percent, or how Tobey Maguire only tipped her twenty percent. (Those are just example names. I can't remember really remember who tipped what.)

To me, those both seem like reasonable tips. Fifteen's the standard, and twenty is generous. Is a star expected to leave a tip of one hundred dollars for a thirty dollar meal or something? Sheesh. Just because you have money doesn't mean you're required to blow it. Not blowing money is one of the better ways to keep having money, after all.

I sometimes got the feeling this friend of a friend was trying to make herself feel better about not having "made" it by cutting down others who had. Also, it was a way for her to say, "Look at how I'm constantly in the presence of celebrity!"

I think she eventually managed to get some writing in on some shows. That's cool, I guess.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

Maybe I'm trying to make myself feel better about not having made it by cutting down this friend of a friend.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

At least you didn't write the script for the finale of Lost.

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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

 Yeah, because then he would have been brilliant, and lord knows we don't want a brilliant Goiter on our hands. 

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

Instead we get Horso.

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Adam54 wrote:

 Yeah, because then he would have been brilliant, and lord knows we don't want a brilliant Goiter on our hands. 

I don't hate the entirety of the Lost finale like Jakester does. I actually enjoyed watching large portions of it. That said, I think "good" is a little much, "great" would be stretching things quite a bit, and "brilliant" doesn't even enter the equation.

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Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

 Fair enough.

 

Where does being hyperbolic to make a point enter the equation? 

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I think I've beaten the Lost horse to death.  I'll just add this post to my post count and move along.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

Quasar wrote:

Instead we get Horso.

I believe you meant to write The Award-Winning Horso.

Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

I think I've beaten the Lost horse to death.  I'll just add this post to my post count and move along.

How about that! Score one for being hyperbolic to make a point!

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Posted: 9 years 4 weeks ago

There you go again, Goiter, making assumptions that I'm like other people you know.

Screech is friends with a friend of mine who played in the band at my bar Saturday night.  He only lives an hour away, so I'm surprised it's the first time he's been in.  The only reason I didn't write that comment on facebook is because my relationship with my friend is much more important than outting a shitty tipper.  So anyways, he comes in with his girlfriend, drinks for 7 hours, I buy them a couple drinks, and I have to watch them cuddle, and listen to him make comments about the dirty things he's going to do to her, and I get a 5 dollar tip.  For both of them.  That's ridiculous. 

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"