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Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

I was really surprised that during the "music" keynote last month, Apple didn't rebrand the iPod Touch as the iPon.

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Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

For Quasar from today's Snapple:

Snapple Fact:  Most rechargeable batteries can be recharged up to 1,000 times.

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Note bene to the above Snapple Fact:  That lasts Kah about a week.

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Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

If only you lived closer to her Jakester, then she could save money on batteries.

Turn your head and cough!
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Instead she'll have to bang some other douchebag (sorry, Adam!)

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

At what point does it become acceptable to discipline somebody else's (a strangers) kids?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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In the South, the answer to this question is "when they're in school."  I was paddled on three separate occasions, despite being the best-behaved student in my class.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Am I the only one who thinks Megamind's Metro Man looks like Sean Penn? 

Thurston McQ
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Yes.

The Swollen Goi...
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atrejub
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

According to Access Hollywood, Brad Pitt thinks Metro Man looks like George Clooney.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

I wonder if Mike Myers thinks Shrek looks like John Goodman.

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

No, he thinks Shrek looks like George Clooney.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

George Clooney doesn't even think George Clooney looks like George Clooney.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

I am eating a jelly doughnut.

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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Am I the only one who thinks Megamind's Metro Man looks like Sean Penn? 

I think Megamind's Megamind looks like Colin Farrell.

Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

I think Megamind is the offspring of The Great Gazoo.

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

JEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHNNNNNNUUUUUUTTTTT!

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

That makes me think of Bob and Doug McKenzie.  Rick Moranis:  "Would you like a donut, eh?  It's a jelly."

Turn your head and cough!
Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Or this:
Bob
He's guarding the beer, what do we do?

Doug
Bribe him.

Bob
Yeah! Get him a donut--jelly, he likes jelly. Jelly donut coming!

Doug
Ok, Hosehead! Mmmm...delicious jelly donut.

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

I ain't givin' you none of mah beer!

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Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Great movie!  We must have watched that a hundred times when we were kids.  It came out right as I was heading into my teens, so it was the perfect type of humor.

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

You came out right as you were heading into your teens?  How'd that go over in middle school?

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Brave man.  Kids can be so cruel.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
kah
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

I just got a text from a married friend of mine with whom I often exchange books (did you know truck drivers could read?), and it read "come and get it.  the book 2."

Gross.  My flexible morals only encompass my behavior with non-married, non-committed friends.  I'm always quite clear about that, especially with the aforementioned truck driver.  Last weekend after about 12 hours of drinking, he couldn't stop talking about "if you were my gf," or "if Sully were my stepson"....  Gah. 

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"