Corona | Coming Attractions

Scarlett Johansson has just joined the list of actresses who have had photographs of themself leaked onto the Internet. She's reportedly upset about it.

Now you might be asking yourself, How can photos of you naked accidentally find their way online without you being intimately involved with the process? Good question, and right now Johansson isn't talking. But if you've seen the photos (you can find them pretty easily using your journalist skills) they're of the quality of a cell phone camera. That raises the possibility that her cell phone could have been hacked, and the photos stolen from the data.

Actually, this is now looking to be the likeliest story because reportedly Johansson has asked the FBI to investigate the case. That's all but making it official that the photos are of Scarlett Johansson and not some Photoshop artiste's latest work.

Let this be a warning to Hollywood and our pop culture's leading ladies: you might not want to take your revealing photos of yourself using a mobile device. If you're going to be doing that, stick with the old school technology like digital cameras that aren't wi-fi'ed, or even the way your mom used to do it: use a Polaroid camera.

Now excuse me because I have to put some more film in my Polaroid.