Corona | Coming Attractions

Dear diary, here are the things that I have learned today from the actress Megan Fox:

1. That she is botox free. I learned this because I looked at a series of webcam photos she took of herself in front of her laptop where she made happy/sad/surprised faces at the camera. I already knew that Megan was capable of great acting but this went beyond my expectations.

(Nobody knows why Megan Fox decided to post this evidence to her Facebook profile, but you've got to remember the world is a strange place.)

2. That even when Megan Fox makes sad/surprised faces at the camera, she is a damn fine looking woman. See what I mean?

3. That, at the time I write these words, over 76,000 people have liked Megan's happy/sad/surprised photo faces on her Facebook page.

4. That, to my complete surprise and a little bit of horror, 26.9 million people have liked Megan Fox's Facebook page.

5. That Megan Fox describes herself as an "actor/director" on her Facebook page. Yes on the first, whaaa? on the second.

6. That writing celebrity stories for Coming Attractions is a lot easier thanks to places like Facebook (and a little bit because of things like Botox.)

Good night, dear diary.