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Jubbers Says

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Sometimes Jubbers says funny things. I will use this thread to record the funny things she says.

Drakemd
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Posted: 3 years 21 weeks ago

And Jakester would be jealous.

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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Posted: 3 years 21 weeks ago

Only people who bang Kah make me jealous.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 3 years 21 weeks ago

How many people are you jealous of?

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 3 years 21 weeks ago

A LOT.

Quasar
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Posted: 3 years 21 weeks ago

As the one who ran kah off with my tasteless, unfunny comment, it falls upon me to defend kah's honor.

 

I got nothin'.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
atrejub
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Posted: 3 years 21 weeks ago
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 3 years 21 weeks ago

I miss all the shit going down here.  I am usually asleep.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 3 years 21 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

I miss all the shit going down here.

Clearly, you're aiming for the wrong hole.

Quasar
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Posted: 3 years 21 weeks ago

Goits considered aiming for the wrong hole, but decided otherwise.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 3 years 20 weeks ago

"I'd like to vag you a question!"

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 3 years 20 weeks ago

In the above instance, "vag" rhymed with "badge."

Drakemd
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Posted: 3 years 20 weeks ago

We don't need no stinkin' vag's!

 

(The above is not to imply that there is an actual odor.)

Turn your head and cough!
Quasar
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Posted: 3 years 20 weeks ago

B's before V's!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 3 years 20 weeks ago

Wait, was the good Doctor showing ownership of the vag with that apostrophe?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Mal Shot First
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Posted: 3 years 20 weeks ago

No, but if he had not typed it that way, there would be nothing there to prevent us from pronouncing it "vags" instead of "vadges."

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 3 years 20 weeks ago

I think I saw a video once of a woman being nice to her vag.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Mal Shot First
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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 3 years 20 weeks ago

Those crazy fucking Foreigns!!!!

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 3 years 14 weeks ago

"Stop dreaming of llamas."

Drakemd
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Posted: 3 years 14 weeks ago

What does Jubbers have against Llamas?

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 3 years 14 weeks ago

She thought Renegade was an uninspired Fugitive ripoff.

Mal Shot First
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Posted: 3 years 14 weeks ago

Well, she's right.

At least Lorenzo Lamas was a more competent fugitive than Harrison Ford.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 3 years 14 weeks ago

When it comes to people who have played Dr. Richard Kimble, she only acknowledges David Janssen.

atrejub
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Posted: 3 years 14 weeks ago

I told Goiter to "dream the opposite of llamas," since he seemed weirded out by this llama dream he had had.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 3 years 14 weeks ago

Jubbers is absolutely right.  Sorry for the misquote, Jubbers.  I knew I should have posted the quote immediately after you made it.