Sometimes Jubbers says funny things. I will use this thread to record the funny things she says.
And Jakester would be jealous.
Only people who bang Kah make me jealous.
How many people are you jealous of?
As the one who ran kah off with my tasteless, unfunny comment, it falls upon me to defend kah's honor.
I got nothin'.
The Swollen Goi... wrote:"Be nice to your penis!"
"Be nice to your penis!"
I miss all the shit going down here. I am usually asleep.
Daltons chin dimple wrote:I miss all the shit going down here.
I miss all the shit going down here.
Clearly, you're aiming for the wrong hole.
Goits considered aiming for the wrong hole, but decided otherwise.
"I'd like to vag you a question!"
In the above instance, "vag" rhymed with "badge."
We don't need no stinkin' vag's!
(The above is not to imply that there is an actual odor.)
B's before V's!
Wait, was the good Doctor showing ownership of the vag with that apostrophe?
No, but if he had not typed it that way, there would be nothing there to prevent us from pronouncing it "vags" instead of "vadges."
I think I saw a video once of a woman being nice to her vag.
Those crazy fucking Foreigns!!!!
"Stop dreaming of llamas."
What does Jubbers have against Llamas?
She thought Renegade was an uninspired Fugitive ripoff.
Well, she's right.
At least Lorenzo Lamas was a more competent fugitive than Harrison Ford.
When it comes to people who have played Dr. Richard Kimble, she only acknowledges David Janssen.
I told Goiter to "dream the opposite of llamas," since he seemed weirded out by this llama dream he had had.
Jubbers is absolutely right. Sorry for the misquote, Jubbers. I knew I should have posted the quote immediately after you made it.
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