Corona | Coming Attractions

I thought I saw Kim Kardashian serving as a judge on the American X Factor, but it turned out to be a former Pussycat Doll.

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Maybe some people find fat arsed oxygen thief walking wastes of skin highly fuckable.

They aren't?

That looks like a question for Jubbers.

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Maybe some people find fat arsed oxygen thief walking wastes of skin highly fuckable.

Personally, I love KK's look. Top to bottom....

It's when she speaks that I tune out.

That's what duct tape is for.

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

That looks like a question for Jubbers.

You an oxygen thief? I laugh. You blatantly ignore the flight attendants' instructions and make sure that everyone in the cabin has their oxygen masks on first. Then you quickly scan to make sure that no mosquito or fly, which may have accidentally stowed away on the flight, is deprived of oxygen before you even begin to consider supplying yourself with any.

And that's when I finally feel comfortable enough to start filling the cabin with farts.

I thought that was the whole reason the oxygyn masks came down in the first place.

atrejub wrote:

You an oxygen thief? I laugh.

Fire bad!

 I find nothing attractive about Kim Kardashian.

I'm still thinking about Negs and CZJ. You all might want to buy some stock in Kleenex.

Why, are you allergic?

Allergic to latex? That's too bad, because I'm imagining CZJ in that latex suit from that movie with Sean Connery. She's got a whip, too, and I'm crushing concrete with my bare hands. Yowza.

I'm sorry.  It will take me a while to recover from that.

I need to be alone with my thoughts.

Is this a special one of those head movies?

Jakester wrote:

I need to be alone with my penis.

Fixed.

How dare you call me Jakester's penis!!!!

I told Jakester is was a horrible idea: naming his penis Dalty was one thing, but letting it post on the internet, treating it as if it had free will?  Eventually it would learn the horrible truth.

I'm just amazed that he was able to teach his penis to post on the internet machine.  I can barely get mine to listen when I tell it "Down boy!"

I suggested he name it Kuato.  Watch 'Total Recall' and you'll get an idea of what Jakester's working with down there.

Really, I'm surprised you hadn't already picked up on it, Drake: Dalty's repeated references to being "bald," getting "sick," going to Vegas, wearing a "skin-suit," and "putting his entire head inside a woman's vagina."  The signs were all there, you only needed to decipher them.

I did once say "Open your mind" to him, and he freaked out a little bit.

 I'm not sure if I should respond personally, or let my penis -- I mean Dalty, answer.

Huh, huh, according to you, in another thread, your penis is gay!  Huh, huh huh, huh....

 I KNOW! I'm so conflicted!