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I notice that Helen of Troy is absent from the list of the "Hottest Women of All Time."

As am I.

She has mannish, veiny hands, and her smile reminds me of Jason Alexander's smile.

 Aniston's cute, but hottest of all time? Nope.

Elizabeth Hurley, Racquel Welch, and (ZOMG) Kylie Minogue all still have rockin' bodies. In fact, Kylie is easily much hotter than Aniston.

Some might consider Minogue's body less rockin' than it used to be, considering the partial mastectomy.  Those people are shits, of course.

I guess Aniston makes it into the top five of the women Brad Pitt's been attached to.  She might even make it into the top three--though Robin Givens was pretty hot back in the day.

I'm told I'm not the best judge when it comes to aesthetic standards of beauty, but, like Jakester, I can think of many women I find way more attractive than Aniston.  Her voice annoys me, her hair's stringy, she has veiny hands, she can't deliver sincerity to save her life, her laugh makes me cringe, and... did I mention the Jason Alexander smile, already?

The tabloids still have this "Poor Jen" attitude toward her (because it sells magazines, I guess), despite all the evidence pointing toward her being an undateable shrew.  She gets dumped by all these men constantly, and it never seems to occur to all the housewife-empowering rags that maybe--just maybe--she's awful, and every man she dates can't stand to be around her for more than a year or two, despite how "hot" she is.

Then again, I don't know her.  Maybe she's a pleasure to be around, and I'm just picking up all the wrong signals.  

J.A.

Not that having Jason Alexander's smile is such a terrible thing.  He's a handsome dude.

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back in her Friends days, when she often went bra-less......she has my vote :)

I'm not saying she's not attractive, and in Friends, she certainly was super hot. I'm just saying that there are hotter chicks out there.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is still pretty damn hot, too.

Oooh, Catherine Zeta-Jones. I'd switch teams for her. And Kate Winslet. Those are women, not sticks who look like boys with tits.

It depends on when you catch Kate.  She's really dropped some pounds on a few occasions in the past.  (For roles?  For herself?  I dunno.  Whenever she does this, though, I always look forward to her plumping back up.)

I have never masturbated to a picture (or video) of Jennifer Anniston. She just never did it for me, even during my ripe 'baitin' days (the 1990s).

LiLo's still Kleenex-worthy. 

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omicron wrote:

back in her Friends days, when she often went bra-less......she has my vote :)

Jennifer Aniston was probably at her most attractive in the first season of Friends, back when she still had that Rachel hairstyle (hey, what can I say - I think a hairstyle can make a woman more attractive).

I also thought that Courtney Cox was much hotter before she decided to make her hair long and straight. Courtney Cox ca. 1994, with the short wavy hair, was infinitely more attractive than Jennifer Aniston of that era.

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And yes, Goiter, I know she's an Alabama native.

neglet wrote:

Oooh, Catherine Zeta-Jones. I'd switch teams for her. And Kate Winslet. Those are women, not sticks who look like boys with tits.

My ears, among other things, just perked up.

Merry Christmas.

According to a certain number of fellow Facebook users (the Alabama ones, mostly), they're no longer allowed to say "Merry Christmas," and they're living in a soul-sucking socialist state.

Anniston?  Eh, I don't see it.  She's pretty, but beating Marilyn Monroe?

I don't know, Courtney Cox was ok, be she always seemed to thin and shrill to me. Especially later in the series, all she did was lose weight and screech her lines.

I always had a thing for Lisa Kudrow, but that's because she reminded me of a girl I used to date back in college.

This whole list should be thrown out.  I perused through the list until I reached #26...Kim Kardashian!?!  I agree that Jennifer Aniston should be high on the list, but I'm not sure #1.

I'm sure Aniston is often the most beautiful girl in the room . . . in the whole wide room!

And when she's on the street--depending on the street--I bet she's definitely in the top three.

Probably what happened is all the Aniston fans weren't aware they weren't supposed to vote 100%.

Drakemd wrote:

I perused through the list until I reached #26...Kim Kardashian!?!&

Maybe some people find fat arsed oxygen thief walking wastes of skin highly fuckable.