Why did you click this topic? What were you expecting?
There's something wrong with you.
Why did you click this topic? What were you expecting?
There's something wrong with you.
What's wrong with me? Do you need a list?
I was thinking about how my parents talked really dirty and VERY LOUD.
My parents only ever had sex twice, once for me, once for my bro, and anyone else who says otherwise is a damned liar! Any other viewpoint is too icky to contemplate!!!! :)
"Stop it! That position's ILLEGAL!"
"Where's my National Enquirer?"
"This carpet is so dirty!"
"If you don't do this for me, I'll leave you!"
"I just need to face it, you're a pervert and you're going to HELL!"
"DON'T!"
"Oh, THAT again...."
"You're strangling me! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...."
THAT kind of yelling and screaming?
I think sex scared my parents. I only ever knew anything was happening because the door to their bedroom was shut. Maybe they just sat there and stared at each other, I dunno.
But damn you for making me picture my parents having sex!
I could hear them through 2 doors, a blanket over the pillow over my head (I learned to breathe very shallow), and Metallica on my headphones playing at maximum volume.
I couldn't sit down on their bed or take a towel out of the basket without accidentally finding a vibrator.
:SHUDDER:
Oh, like you don't have one...
I'm talking about when I was barely a teenager.
Of course I have one. lol
If you were to model for the fleshlight...I might buy one.
I have to give you maximum respect purely for dogged persistance young man!
It's been, what? 7 years? Why stop now? She's going to give in one of these months....
That's true...My Lolita's been legal for a number of years, too. It's so disappointing.
My parents were separated before I was six months old, and divorced before I was a year old. They have seven marriages between them.
I only ever listened in when my father was having sex on my hot stepmothers.
I can't work out if that is staggeringly sad or staggeringly wrong. I feel confused, confused and dirty.
You know Kah, I bet Jakester's co-workers think he's some kind of super-perv cause of you (as opposed to the garden variety perv they know he is). I mean, he's at work, minding his own business, then he reads something like that and has some kind of meltdown. Ease up on the guy!
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I was looking for naked pictures of Jakester's mum, I must have taken a wrong turn.