The groundhog says it'll be an early spring! Thanks Puwxatawney Phil!!
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Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Saturday, February 2, 2013
I don't remember the groundhog EVER seeing his shadow before this year. I also don't remember what I had for breakfast...
I don't understand why you can't use human meteorologists like the rest of us?
Water, fire, air, and dirt--
fucking magnets...
How do they work?
And I don't wanna talk
to a scientist.
Y'all motherfuckers lying,
and getting me pissed!
God makes the weather, so it can't be predicted through human means.
God talks to his animals. He doesn't talk to his humans.
We use animal behavior to predict weather through their connection with god.
Duh!
You know, that is so much clearer. Now I wish I wasn't a Godless heathen.
He only capitalized to emphasize that he was specifically without the Christian god. He has pagan gods spraying out the wazoo.
They all like wazoo sprays.
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Posted: 11 years 11 weeks ago
Here's how the groundhog works. If it's springlike weather, the groundhog predicts more winter. If it's fucking freezing out, the groundhog predicts an early spring. It's that way every year.