This started as far back as the early days of the comic, when he was building the Fortress of Solitude.
This was later retconned into Superman having an amorous relationship with Krypto, because being Kryptonian, he was the only being on Earth that could survive sex with Superman.
At first this was not even an impediment to his relationship with Lois Lane, even after he told her.
But the situation gradually soured.
Eventually the dogfucker storyline was retired in an issue of Lois Lane, where he swore off fucking his pooch to keep Lois from leaving him forever.
SlamShut wrote:This started as far back as the early days of the comic, when he was building the Fortress of Solitude.
This is clearly not from "the early days of the comic." The Fortress of Solitude didn't appear in Action Comics until 1958--two decades after the first issue. Even my step-niece knows that, and she's never read a comic in her life.
It was the early days of the Silver Age, I guess, and you do focus on the Silver Age Superman, but issue #241 is far from being "the early days of the comic." It's the early days of when the comic could be said to be in the Silver Age, sure, but it's not "the early days of the comic." You're a liar, SlamShut.
SlamShut wrote:This was later retconned into Superman having an amorous relationship with Krypto, because being Kryptonian, he was the only being on Earth that could survive sex with Superman.
That's Superboy, not Superman.
I find it interesting that "YAP-YAP-YAP" is Superman's parody of Lois talking--since Krypto goes "YIP, YIP, YIP!" Also, the entirety of the text in the body of your initial post on the page is "Yup."
Superman appears to be all talk when it comes to sex with animals. That, or he's just too dumb to come to the realization as quickly as he should have. Of course, again, Superboy is the one who had the revelation. Retcon-wise, at least. Maybe the title should read "Fun fact: Silver Age Superman had considered having sex with animals, but really only ever did it with Krypto, so I should probably amend that to 'Silver Age Superman had sex with an animal' (unless we want to count Lois, whom Superman has undoubtedly boned a couple times, and who would surely be considered an animal by most physically and mentally superior Kryptonians)."
Of course, there's a chance you are being selective. Is there pre-retcon evidence of him having sex with animals other than Krypto?
Come to think of it, Krypto's first appearance was in 1955--three years before the first appearance of the Fortress of Solitude. If those two panels were, indeed, from the issue featuring Krypto's first appearance, it would hardly be a retcon.
SlamShut wrote:Eventually the dogfucker storyline was retired in an issue of Lois Lane, where he swore off fucking his pooch to keep Lois from leaving him forever.
All right. Now I know you're bullshitting us. I've seen this cover many times, thanks to superdickery.com. That's not the original text. You're a liar, SlamShut.
I don't get why she has to wear a lead box on her head because she's ashamed of Superman having sex with his dog. Shouldn't she put the lead box on the dog's head?
I always wondered why Superman flies with his arms out in front of him. Does that somehow help him fly?
Probably as much as the bent leg does.
I do the exact same thing when I fart. Minus the levitation (depending on the ferocity of the fart).
Do you hold Jubbers's head down in the general area of the fart? That's what Superman would do to Zod.
It is the other way round. Zod makes Kal-El kneel.
Son of a science geek!
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