Corona | Coming Attractions

Always have a stash of Ramens tucked away for hunger emergencies.

 I was envisioning a horror version of "American Pie."

It would be a remake of Fucking Chinese Dominoes, the critically well-regarded Asian horror classic.

The remake would make big bucks and audiences would be scared shitless for the first few weeks. The original would get a DTV Redbox release a few weeks later, though, and armies of douchenozzles would descend upon us to tell us that they've been fans for years and that the remake doesn't even deserve to be allowed to smell the original's diarrhea shits.

I just googled Fucking Chinese Dominoes.  There is no such thing.

Never has been.

Did you Google it in Chinese?

I don't talk no Chinese.

Your research is incomplete.

Well, I dunno what else to do.

Outsource. You'll get there.

I wonder if the word "outsource" is originally derived from "outhouse."

Now that's something worth researching!

It's not.

(This response applies to both sentences.)

Pizza arrived.  Apology recieved.  No discount of voucher or free future pizza though.

Fucking Dominos.  I only used them because I could order online and pay by debit card as I hadn't been to the ATM on the way home, so didn't have cash to pay the normal, local non-mega-conglomorate pizza guy I usually use, but who needs cash on delivery.

So it took 17 hours to deliver it? I would have gone with Plan B.

 It arrived 95 mins after order.  Fucking outrage.

You could have had nice garden salad instead.

It was a nice garden salad pizza.

Boy, I bet Cuspy feels silly now.

 Salad?  Don't you swear at me!

 "You've given me the food my food eats." Perhaps my favorite Ron Swanson line ever, and a good summation of my feelings about pizza toppings.

My food eats soil.

 Pizza is still the best food.   Ever.

I eat puma. Eating the food my food eats isn't so bad.

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Eating the food my food it isn't so bad.

I'm going to suggest you stop eating puma.

I edited my post so that it could actually make a little sense, but the idiocy of the original post lives on in Quasar's quote.

Quasar usually makes fun of people for quoting the person who posted immediately above, but he'll stoop to doing it himself if it means humiliating somebody.

Well played, Q. 

 This doesn't help deal with Dominos.  They don't serve puma.

It might be one of those items you can order even though it's not listed on the menu.