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I watched it just to be sure it was in the wrong thread. It is. Now I must unwatch it.

Did I understand that right? Jesus was a celibate gay?

She could be a ringer.

That guy sitting behind the hat-lady while she's delivering her anti-gay rant is pretty entertaining to watch.

I wish we could read what he is writing on his notepad and showing his fellow audience members.

"P E N I S goes into the anus..."

That lady got a full dose of crazy. Hell, I think she got two.

 She forgot to mention how the gays are responsible for the best makeover shows and fabulous dinner parties and KVs place as Chief of the Confusers.

One sided bitch!

I considered putting this in "Awesome Videos," but I decided it was more at home in this thread.

These guys are fucking morons. Still, though... FIRE!

WHY?

Any wagers on whether or not they are from Alabama?

The French Hicks http://news.yahoo.com/video/french-runner-assaults-mascot-160017903.html?

Unless Hicks IS French. Then it might actually be him.

He's not just French. He's Algerian-born French.

Press 2 for something special.

Press 3 for fish I've eaten.

I wasn't convinced the next one was legit, but the Internet has decided it is, so who am I to argue?

When I listen to it, it makes me think of this:

Also, this:

It sucks that the SNL one is edited to shit, but it is what it is, and I can't be assed to seek out a better copy.

Since when is it wrong to be racist?

It's not wrong to be racist. It's just wrong to let people know you're racist.

Amazingly enough, this wasn't made in Alabama. My first assumption was that it was, and my first thought was "Those fucking idiots!"

I think it was made in Sweden. Somehow, that makes it a lot better. It almost makes it kinda cool.

I'm beginning to think I have a prejudice toward all things Alabama.

That tractor should be featured in the next Fast/Furious movie.

The dude ordered seven McDoubles. That's 5,950 mg of sodium, or 245% of the daily recommended allowance. I'm all for the customer getting what the customer ordered, but in this case, they were probably doing him a favor.

I'm not even taking into account the "one chicken and one fry," since I'm not sure of the specific chicken product or size of the fries. We can give him the benefit of the doubt and say he ordered a regular-sized fry and a McChicken, since these are dollar menu items and lower in sodium than many of the other options. The McChicken is another 800 mg of sodium, and the regular fry is 160 mg. (Believe it or not, the fries aren't that high in sodium. They're lower in sodium than most of the rest of the McDonald's menu.)

All in all, this man's order was nearly triple the daily recommended allowance for sodium intake. That's insane!

This may be the wrong thread for this, but I felt the need to share it:

This is what happens when you don't have the capacity to recognize or appreciate things like irony, sarcasm, satire, parody, pastiche, or just a plain ol' attempt at humor.

I suppose there's a slim chance it's a fake preacher fake preaching. If that's the case, good on ya, dude.

That said, the video appears to have been uploaded onto a Christian YouTube channel.