Punish me as you wish...
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What a minute.... he was born ???? I thought he just sprang into being like the force of nature he is, or was potentially harvested from somewhere then escaped, possibly on some form of rocket-bike.
Wow! Kah, in my head, I "punish" you at least three times a day. BEST PRESENT EVAR!
Um, K-dawg, go get me a cock ring, some jumper cables, and a car battery. You'll love it. Trust me.
Everyone else, Thanks! I'm sure you all can only imagine how I spent my birthday.
you get the annual pickle-tickle from the wife?
Omi, I think that's only every 5 years, so maybe next year.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was a good one. I'm not a faithless slut; I just wish I was one.
*sounds like the old dude from the black and white movie in Home Alone* Happy Birthday you filthy animal!
Well, one day, when we meet up, I'll present to Jake a retroactive birthday gift. In fact, I think it should be my standard gift from me to all of you, when we meet.
It's a FRÄCK, from Ikea!
I love Ikea. For starters, no matter how good a mood you are in when you walk through the door, you always argue with whoever you are with by the time you get out.
Secondly, where else can I get a "Flurhurg" and a "Rectum" for less than the price of a new hat stand !?!!?
I'd take a good frak from you, Bill.
You're obviously going to Ikea with the wrong people, Dalton.
Or the wrong time. I despise crowds, and know when NOT to shop there. If you choose a time that the common rabble doesn't choose to shop, you may have a better time. PLUS, you may not run into anyone you want to believe you're dead.
Jake, there should never be a question about Mykoc. It's always worked for me, and anyone else I know that's taken it.
Then it should say "Mykoc -- get it in you!"
Touche Bill, touche !
You are right, when I was out and about all over the country I used to drop in whilst passing, on my own, when the place was deserted and it was great. Now, I have to brave it on a Saturday and it's hell on toast.
On at least a couple of occasions I have wished I was dead whilst in there. That is kinda in the same ballpark!
Good design is worth braving a little ..... naah, it really isn't, but add the meatballs to the mix and I'm game.
But at the wrong time, the place is Hell on Earth, like no other. Any compassion I have for the human race can go down the crapper in a snap, and I start longing for the asteroid that supposed to be out there on its way here, to hurry up and finish the job.
And the marketplace is truly an Aladdin's cave of all sorts of household shit you never knew you needed.
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Damn dude, Happy Birthday Jake! tell ya what, since your such a nice guy, you can punish me as you wish too. :)