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A diverting weekend adventure

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Thursday, August 16, 2012

I am going here on Saturday!

http://www.barbican.org.uk/bond/

WOOT!!!

I don't think it will be as interactive as the Dr Who Experience I told you all about last year, but fun nontheless. If photography is allowed then I will provide lots of pictures.

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Posted: 39 weeks 2 days ago

Oooooh, looks like fun ... especially the martini bar. 

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 39 weeks 1 day ago

Yeah....  I might get a little drunk.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 39 weeks 1 day ago

The site pretends like it's totally OK if you get your martini stirred, but it's really not. 

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 39 weeks 1 day ago

If you order it stirred, they drag you kicking and screaming into the basement, cut half your dick off and stuff it into the other half. Even if you're a girl.

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Posted: 39 weeks 1 day ago

 This is the bit where we need Kah to tell us that thing about not shaking martinis.

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Posted: 39 weeks 1 day ago

kah will never tell us anything ever again.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 39 weeks 1 day ago

 :(

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Posted: 39 weeks 1 day ago

On the plus side, we can joke about rape!

 

Shit, I never learn.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 39 weeks 18 hours ago

 No photography allowed in the exhibition. :(

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Posted: 38 weeks 5 days ago

Did you take pictures anyway? LIKE A SPY!?

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
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Posted: 38 weeks 5 days ago
The Swollen Goi...
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I used an old magic to pinpoint the exact moment in the movie I wanted you guys to see.

The Swollen Goi...
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Of course, you'll be unable to stop watching once you start.

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Posted: 38 weeks 5 days ago

 The Bond thing was aces!  More of an exhibition than an experience but for a movie geek and a Bond lunatic like me it was freakin' brilliant.

Q Dept was my favourite.  For those of you who aren't my friend on Facebook - real Vodka Martini tastes like paint stripper!!!!!

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 38 weeks 5 days ago

Should have gotten it stirred.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 38 weeks 5 days ago

 I had a traditional shaken, one stirred, and then a full Vesper.  It was horrible.  And then everything went all wobbly.

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Posted: 38 weeks 5 days ago

Lightweight.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 38 weeks 5 days ago

 It was sunny and warm.  Vodka Martini is an evening drink.

I did then go to dinner at Fifteen and found a rather magnificent blush from near Verona, then a couple of screaming Teapots at the Nightjar.

I did OK.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 38 weeks 5 days ago

Those are euphemisms for different kinds of whores, right?

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Posted: 38 weeks 5 days ago

@Goiter: Does Lieutenant Falcon ever get promoted to Captain?

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He was still a Lieutenant as of 2011's G.I. Joe: Renegades. It takes a real fuck-up to go 24 years without a promotion.

It's a shame. A title like Captain Falcon? That would pack a punch.

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Posted: 38 weeks 5 days ago

I always imagined Captain Falcon with a paunch.

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Posted: 38 weeks 5 days ago

I need to find the old Marvel UK GI Joe (Action Force) comics online.  They were wizzo!!!

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Posted: 38 weeks 4 days ago

I have some of them. I'll look.

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Posted: 38 weeks 4 days ago

 Aces!

 

I also had the annual where Cobra Island was created.  Hah, silly Action Force!

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