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Christian Bale Ain't the One Walkin'

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Monday, February 2, 2009

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3

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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

WOw, what a consummate and passionate artist to care so much for his craft that ..... ~wank wank wank~~

I generally hate TMZ, it's been a rotten day already, and that was a nice little "cherry on the cake of my day".

Bill_the_Only
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Well, if the directer had a pair, he would just say to Bale:

"Christian, if I thought your performance in that take was any good, then we'd just erase the DP out with the magic of CGI!"

Oh, wait, McG's the director. Never mind what I said about having a pair.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

A pair of bad Charlie's Angels movies?

Bill_the_Only
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Exactamundo.

On the other hand, I can relate to Mr. Bale, from time to time, like showing up for work on a Monday morning the day after super bowl sunday, and nobody else is here. I mean, FUCK! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! IS IT TOO FUCKING MUCH TO EXPECT PROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOUR FROM YOUR FUCKING COLLEAGUES?! FUUUUUUCK!

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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Gotta either be 'roids or coke.

Space Tycoon
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

I can't relate to Bale at all. Lots of people have stressful jobs, lots of people work 12-16 hours a day, lots of people have a lot riding on their job performance.

They don't get paid millions of dollars to play make believe.

There's a right way and a wrong way to register your discontent. If he wants to start fights with people he should do UFC or join the Army and fight in Afghanistan like a man.

Fer Chrissakes already.

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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Did somebody dis Bale's smileys or something?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Bill_the_Only
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

No, that gets one's intestines pulled out through their anus.

Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

You're not kidding! I saw this one guy meltdown over a dissed smiley, put Bale's rant to shame! Basically triple what Bale did and throw in a pack of howler monkeys, and you'd get kinda close.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Bill_the_Only
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Well played, and Ohhhhhhh, DO tell.

He probably had his share of certain self-proclaimed internet asshats, ones with a long record of it.

Shall this go the distance or shall it be brought to a Mexican standoff?

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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Not sure about all that. But it was quite the spectacle.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Bill_the_Only
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

I'm all for settling this over comparing business card designs and playing some Huey Lewis' "Hip to be Square".

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Is that a raincoat?

Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Good call on the American Psycho reference! That guy was definitely a nutter!!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

I dunno. Sure, Bale probably shouldn't have gone off like he did, but don't we all lose our temper from time to time? And we're not getting the context of what made him go spastic.

Then again, when you get right down to it, Bale went off on someone who interrupted his playing make-believe.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
The Swollen Goi...
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Jakester wrote:

[D]on't we all lose our temper from time to time?

I only ever lose my temper when I can't find my phone, wallet, or keys. It never happens otherwise. I never lose my temper with people.

Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

How about your temperature? You ever lose that?

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The Swollen Goi...
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I keep it handy, and I try to keep it just below ninety-nine degrees Fahrenheit.

I never wear a jacket. That has nothing to do with anything. I just thought you'd like to know.

Space Tycoon
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

Then again, when you get right down to it, Bale went off on someone who interrupted his playing make-believe.

Yes, and for many millions of dollars more than most of us will ever see in our lives....

Not that there's anything wrong with making millions. :)

Bill_the_Only
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Now, it's been set to music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48

Essential listening. FUCK!

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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Of course somebody set it to music. Isn't that one of the reasons YouTube exists?

That was hilarious, BTW. Somebody spent quite a bit of time on that one.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

I think YTMND has been responsible for some great remixes. Compare this to this, for example.

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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago
So interesting to listen to
My name is John.... and that's a fact!!!!
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Posted: 10 years 39 weeks ago

He's gotta be careful! First his but up with his sister and mother, now this. He is already known to be a very 'serious' actor. Remember where having a reputation as a bit of an ass took Val Kilmer's career. Voiceover work in a shit supercar TV series remake !!!!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"