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Bunheads

Posted by Quasar on Friday, June 1, 2012

There's an ad for this show on this site with the tagline "Sometimes life raises the barre". I don't know what a barre is, or what the title Bunheads is in reference to. So I looked up "barre". It's the stationary handrail used during ballet warmup exercises. And I suppose ballerinas put their hair up into buns, eh? I never would've put any of that together just based on the ad.

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Bunheads.

Bunheads.

Bunheads.

I'm trying to get the ad to show up in this thread.

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Didn't work.

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Posted: 50 weeks 5 days ago

It's probably because you didn't say "Bunheads" enough.

The Swollen Goi...
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I'm in Germany, so there's little chance of me seeing it. All we get are lame German ads.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 50 weeks 5 days ago

 I would like a bun.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 50 weeks 5 days ago

Take your pick.

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I'll take the one without skin cancer.

Not sure I'm seeing it here. Do you have some more options?

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 I can't chose between middle or right.  Can I take both?  But then left would be upset.  Fuck it.  I'll have to do the decent thing and take all three.

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Posted: 50 weeks 4 days ago

All six, technically.

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Do you have some more options?

Good ole' Tumblr:

 

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A bit of a digression:

There's tons of pics of Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams filming a completely nude shower scene all over the web. I'm surprised Jakester hasn't been talking about it nonstop.

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You think it's a coincidence he's gone missing for a few days?

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Posted: 50 weeks 3 days ago

I have seen proof of life on Facebook in the last couple of days, but that might have just been the occasional status update in-between furious jack-off sessions.

 

Jakester was online too.

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BUNHEADS!!!!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Princess Leia is a bunhead.

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Yeah. I've been busy. Plus I sprained my ankle sumpin' fierce a week ago today. It's still frickin' swollen and black and blue.

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 'Sprain' and 'Ankle'

 

A likely story!

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Sprained his ankle masturbating fiercely. That sounds about right.

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Posted: 50 weeks 1 day ago

That must be some aerobic masturbation.  Gotta get exercise any way you can at our age, Jakester!

Turn your head and cough!
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Posted: 50 weeks 1 day ago

Bunheads!

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Bun!

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Mal will agree with me that it's time for Arseface:

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I was wondering how long it would take you to bring up Arseface :)