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Awesome Videos

Posted by KingVoyeur on Thursday, July 7, 2011

We have one for funny, why not for awesome?

First up:

The Swollen Goi...
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And I've probably lost three or four inches of circumference since I arrived in Germany.

Drakemd
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What's wrong, don't like the Bratwurst?

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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This is from Dan Balan, the Numa Numa guy. It's one of the greatest music videos I have ever seen.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
The Swollen Goi...
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Drakemd wrote:

What's wrong, don't like the Bratwurst?

I love the Bratwurst. Unfortunately, I can barely afford to eat. (I'm not exaggerating.) We wind up doing a lot of walking, too. (We walked nearly eleven miles yesterday, for example.) We can't afford public transportation.

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Also they can't afford electricity, so Goits has to work a treadmill to make the lights come on.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Jubbers has a bike with a headlight and a tail light powered by her pedaling.  I guess we could put that up on blocks in the middle of the dorm room and pedal to our hearts' content.  

Or we could just be like non-nocturnal birds and go to sleep when it gets dark.  Well, maybe Jubbers could.  

KingVoyeur
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Goddamn Japanese, they're even ahead of us in drinking!

Honey bunches.....of death!
Drakemd
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KV, was that a man or a woman?  Either way, pretty scary.

Turn your head and cough!
KingVoyeur
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Honey bunches.....of death!
Strider
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Okay, that pumpkin video is pretty awesome.

www.gamingoutsiders.com
Drakemd
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Do you think the teacher was fired for flaming pumpkin pieces hitting kids in the face?

And before anyone says it, Flaming Pumpkin Pieces would be a great band name.

Turn your head and cough!
Daltons chin dimple
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Awesome science teachers are a rare commodity. They should be nurtured. One of them will inspire the future saviour of our species.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
neglet
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My son came home on Halloween from AP Chem class and said his teacher essentially did the same thing as that video.

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Awesome science teachers show kids how to make blue meth in class.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
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My awesome Chemistry teacher was hot, and she knew it.  Many an adolescent fantasy was caused by her.  Even today, more than 20 years later, just catching sight of the the periodic table of the elements causes a stirring deep inside me.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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My high school chemistry teacher looked like Mr. Bean. Unfortunately, he found out that all the students thought that and got very upset. We then took great joy, since his last name was Spiegel, of dubbing his forthcoming children "Spiglets". Children can be so cruel...

Honey bunches.....of death!
The Swollen Goi...
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People like Spiegel hold a mirror up to society.

Mal Shot First
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The Swollen Goi...
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They should get Keanu to play him in the live-action version!

Quasar
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Where's the mirror?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Why? Were you thinking of downloading it?

Drakemd
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Shit....nevermind.

(I had a nice story about my high school chemistry teacher, then realized it was my biology teacher.)

Turn your head and cough!
KingVoyeur
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This one is just for Jakester...

Honey bunches.....of death!
Jakester
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Yeah, that's a full on win, right there.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
KingVoyeur
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Honey bunches.....of death!