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AICN Writers Being Dumb

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, July 24, 2013

A modest collection.

Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 6 years 14 weeks ago

Harry won!

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 6 years 14 weeks ago

 He did.  The big ginger champ.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 6 years 14 weeks ago

He's the best around. Nothin's gonna ever keep him down.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 6 years 14 weeks ago

Let's see if you're able to resist making a weight or wheelchair joke.

The Swollen Goi...
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talkbackers.com and talkbacker.com decided to merge. They're going with talkbacker.com as the web address. The guy who created talkbackers.com decided he wanted to create a new, more UK-focused site. He's also going to be helping out with talkbacker.com.

I liked both sites. That said, it'll be easier to keep up with just the one. You should check out talkbacker.com. They're busting their asses to cover all kinds of shit. It's a pretty open space. They welcome reader contributions.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

Talkbacker.com has retro reviews.

 

Goits???  Are you whoring yourself out?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

It's like the dream version of this place!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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I pointed out that I had done some. I posted some links in the comments. They were received warmly, and I was encouraged to submit stuff for the site. 

I don't really get to see movies any more, so I don't see myself doing it. I also feel like I'd be cheating on this place if I actually did some kind of column. If I somehow stumble on a scoop or something, I'd probably post it here. If I come up with an idea for a one-off article, I might post it there.

I have an idea for a review series, but I think I'll save it for here. It might wind up a message board thing. Not sure yet. Also not sure I'll have time to do it. If I do, I'll try to have a handful of them written before I start posting.

Quasar
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

Like Strider always says...

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

I don't want to stretch myself too thin.

(It's funny because it's impossible.)

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

 I think you should share your talents with the world.  As long as those talents are free of horse.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
atrejub
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago
Mal Shot First
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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

 I think you should share your talents with the world.  As long as those talents are free of horse.

As far as I know, Goiter's never been into hard drugs.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

Viagra's too expensive. If I need the boost, I just replay Little Man in my head.

Yes, that head.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

 Is Talkback.com the reason it's so dead round here?

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

I doubt it.

I come here more often than I go to talkback.com.

I'm with the kid during working hours. I only get to drop in when she's napping.

Quasar
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

Yakety yak, don't talkback.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

 Jubboiter doesn't nap.  She waits.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Now AICN staffers are doing roundtable discussions of movies. The first movie discussed is Shadow of a Doubt.

Here's the link:

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/64131#comment-1041615395

It looks like they're doing it because Draven and Papa Vinyard want to do it. Draven and Papa Vinyard both come off as total doofuses, of course. I feel sorry for Quint and Beaks. Can't believe they're committing to sitting through even more of that shit.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

 Dead horse available for flogging.

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The Swollen Goi...
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 Dead horse, oh?

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 6 years 13 weeks ago

 Can it, Janet.

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Mal Shot First
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Corporal_Hicks
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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Now AICN staffers are doing roundtable discussions of movies. The first movie discussed is Shadow of a Doubt.Here's the link:http://www.aintitcool.com/node/64131#comment-1041615395It looks like they're doing it because Draven and Papa Vinyard want to do it. Draven and Papa Vinyard both come off as total doofuses, of course. I feel sorry for Quint and Beaks. Can't believe they're committing to sitting through even more of that shit.

I knew you would be all over this one. Shadow of a Doubt is a great movie (I think probably my favorite Hitchcock) and their round table makes me not ever want to watch it again.

The "Hey yo, Draven here" intro needs to stop yesterday.

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Corporal_Hicks
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I don't get why the writers need the shtick intros. Quint's "Ahoy squirts" is the only one that isn't completely grating, but they each have a now canned intro as if it's a calling card of the site. I never noticed Quint's until Papa Vineyard and Draven's were so shitty...and Quint has been doing it for over a decade.

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